What would a book about your life be titled?

[debm55]

[DemMedic]

1. The Diary of an Idjit!

[debm55]

4. Thank you very much DemMedic.

[FalloutShelter]

2. So... I'm an artist. My title...

Driven To Abstraction

[debm55]

5. Thank you very much FalloutShelter.

[FirstLight]

12. i like it!

very cool!

[Walleye]

3. The Law of Gravity

[debm55]

6. HAHAHAHA. Thank you Walleye

[Walleye]

8. I know that's what will get me in the end

[FirstLight]

7. Find your way Back!

?si=8r9l_lPbMptTFPDx


So much of my life has been about derailment... but I always found my way back to my OWN heart. ...and I'm just beginning my 'rambling years' after raising my kids...

[debm55]

10. Thank you very much, FirstLight.

[ImNotGod]

9. shoulda coulda woulda nt

[debm55]

11. Great title. ImnotGod.

[CrispyQ]

54. I can hear Willie singing that song!

[LoisB]

13. Seeking Peace

[debm55]

14. Thank you very much, LoisB and may you find the peace you are looking for.

[LoisB]

17. Thank you, deb. I hope so too.

[AllaN01Bear]

15. the misadventeures of allan01bear. or the long joke.

[debm55]

16. Thank you very much AllaN01Bear.

[PoindexterOglethorpe]

18. Question Everything.

[debm55]

22. Thank you very much, PoindexterOglethorpe.

[anciano]

19. Foolish Trust

[debm55]

23. Thank you very much, anciano

[Sneederbunk]

20. The Loyal Ingrate.

[NNadir]

21. Elements of Unexpected Fortune...

...Life and Times of an Unremitting Dreamer.

[debm55]

24. Great title, NNadir.

[LoisB]

27. When you write it, I shall read it. Great title.

[True Dough]

25. 'Nobody Wants to Read This'

unless you need some help falling asleep, that is.

[LoisB]

29. LOL. It would probably be more interesting than you think.

[debm55]

77. Thank's funny. Thank you True Dough

[Goatguy]

26. What the....

Son of a ………. Of all the …….

[debm55]

78. Thank you Goatguy. and welcome to DU

[Dorothy V]

28. How to be Bone Lazy for Dummies

[LoisB]

30. Great title.

[debm55]

84. HAHAHAHHAHAHAH, Thank you DorthyV I can't wait until it comes out.

[CousinIT]

31. "Didn't ask for this." nt

[debm55]

85. HAHAHAHAHHA. CousinIT --that is a great title.

[sinkingfeeling]

32. Experiences of Being a 'First Woman' During the Early 70s

[debm55]

86. Thank you very much sinkingfeeling.

[mercuryblues]

33. Hold My Beer

[debm55]

87. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH. thank you mercuryblues. Love the title

[unblock]

34. Living with ADH--SQUIRREL!!

[debm55]

90. Thank you very unblock.

[in2herbs]

35. My Journey with Spirit Guides. nt

[debm55]

91. Thank you very much, in2herbs.

[Emile]

36. "Mistakes to Avoid in Life"

[debm55]

92. Great title. Thank you Emile.

[Ocelot II]

37. "What The Fuck Just Happened?" or

"Serving As A Warning To Others."

[SheltieLover]

39. Good one!

[debm55]

93. HAHAHAHHAHAHa, Thank you Ocelot II

[SheltieLover]

38. What a Long Strange Trip it's Been...

[Basso8vb]

40. How Am I Still Here?

[rsdsharp]

41. (I Learned) The Hard Way Every Time

&pp=ygUhaSBsZWFybmVkIHRoZSBoYXJkIHdheSBldmVyeSB0aW1l

[justaprogressive]

42. Slip Slidin' Away

[a kennedy]

43. This is Life?? You Have Got to be Kidding me.

[ProfessorGAC]

44. "Who Cares?"

Or something like that?

[Midnight Writer]

45. A Cure for Insomnia

[LudwigPastorius]

46. "Wasted Potential"

[chowmama]

47. DH told me years ago

That my standard reaction to a cosmic gotcha was 'Yeah? What else yuh got?'

(A cosmic gotcha is the standard situation where you think things are finally going well and you can relax a little. Then the rug gets pulled out from under you and you find out that it was covering a crevasse. We had a number of those.)

It makes me sound tougher than I am. I'd choose 'Still making it up as she goes along'.

[debm55]

50. Very interesting. Thank you chowmama

[zanana1]

48. Roller coaster

[debm55]

49. Thank you, zanana1

[NoMoreRepugs]

51. What not to Do.

[debm55]

53. Haha, Thank you, NoMoreRepugs

[surfered]

52. I Didn't Know I Would Get Old So Fast

[debm55]

56. So true. Thank you surtered.

[Diamond_Dog]

55. "Well, I Tried ...."

[debm55]

57. HAHAHAHHA. Thank you very much, Diamond_Dog.

[mwmisses4289]

58. The life and times of a boring old cat lady

Alternate title:
I didn't ask to live in interesting times

[debm55]

61. That could be my title too. Thank you mwmisses4289

[FM123]

59. She Came, She Saw, She Chuckled

[debm55]

60. HAHAHAHHAHHAHHAH Thank you FM123

[surfered]

62. For my fellow DU golfers , I would plagiarize Gary McCord's book : "I was Just a Range Ball in a box of Titleiists."

[Shermann]

63. Titanic: Destination Disaster

[UniqueUserName]

64. How did I get so old and worn out?

subtitled:
(It wasn't all bad)

[Harker]

65. "Harker: Wooden Stake My Life On It."

[Pas-de-Calais]

66. He Kept Trying His Best

[Doc_Technical]

67. No Participation Trophy

[debm55]

94. Great title. Thank you Doc_Technical.

[Phentex]

68. The Suitcase

there's a lot to unpack

[debm55]

89. Great Title. Thank you , Phentex,

[OldBaldy1701E]

69. Probably something along these lines...

[debm55]

76. Thank you very much OldBaldy1701E, And may you days become a life well lived.

[Dem2theMax]

70. 'Still waiting for love.'

Or, as a cautionary tale -

'Don't ever go off hormone replacement therapy!'

[debm55]

75. Thank you very much Dem2theMax. I hope things are better for you.

[Meowmee]

71. There are many these mostly apply to recent times and some are not about my life story but part of it

How The USA Destroyed My Family & My Life
So Much Misery
Cats Are Top But Dogs Are Great Too!
Whatever It Was It Wasn't Worth It
Financially Raped By The Medical System Forever
Malpractice & Institutionalized Murder In The USA & Elsewhere
How To Survive Living In An Insane Society
Code- How Patients Are Murdered Every Day In The USA
USA Go Away!

[debm55]

74. Thank you Meowmee. Hope things are better for you and your loved ones.

[mopinko]

72. it seemed like a good idea at the time.

[debm55]

73. Thank you mopinko,

[MuseRider]

79. Please Don't Make Me Do This Again

written with a cats head on the keyboard. *the critters make it tolerable

[debm55]

81. HAHAHAHAH. Thank you MuseRider.

[GreenWave]

80. Why can't I get to 300,000 posts on DU?

[debm55]

82. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. That's funny.GreenWave,

[CrispyQ]

83. Bored to Tears

Goodreads review:

IDK what happened! The first part of this book was so good but about halfway through it turned into a total yawn.

[debm55]

88. HAHAHAHAHAHAH, Thank you CrispyQ