What are your bad driving habits?

[Throd]

When I'm the first car at a stop light, I usually have a few feet of car in the crosswalk.

[HereSince1628]

1. I obey the speed limits...it really seems to piss people off.

[A HERETIC I AM]

11. Just do it in the right hand lane. n/t

[Mopar151]

2. Rubbernecking.......

Gotta see what's up, what's new......

[RebelOne]

3. I hate rubberneckers. They slow traffic.

If I am behind a rubbernecker, I usually blow my horn to make them move on.

[HopeHoops]

4. Holding up traffic at a light because I'm getting a blow job.

I know, that isn't fair. It disrupts traffic. But at LEAST I'm getting a blow job!

[Major Nikon]

10. I feel the same way about shooting up heroin with a turkey baster

If I'm not getting a blow job I might as well use the time productively.

[HopeHoops]

27. Gotta love turkey basters.

[blueamy66]

23. needed that laugh this morning!

And Major Nikon's was good as well!

[sharp_stick]

25. If you can't drive while getting a blow job

get the hell off the road!

You people need to learn how to multitask.

[HopeHoops]

28. Oh, I can drive then, just not well. Call it "driving while distracted".

[TwilightGardener]

5. I'm pretty bad at backing up. Look out for me

in parking lots.

[A HERETIC I AM]

12. Check this guy out;

[TwilightGardener]

15. That is INSANE. Of course, I'd be

in flames at the bottom of the cliff, LOL.

[darkangel218]

18. That is why i have a HUGE respect for truck drivers

They're gods of the road. X

( and I find big trucks really sexy :p )

[A HERETIC I AM]

19. Sexy, eh?

How about this?



Or this?



Or this?



Or maybe this?



Top one is what I'm driving now. The next two I drove back in the 1990's when I worked in Indy Car Racing. The NASCAR rig was the last racing gig I had from '04 to '06

[darkangel218]

20. Oooooh...

Those pics really make me all warm and fuzzy inside

I'll leave to that since I can't afford another hidden post

X

[CanSocDem]

30. So...

Your "bad driving habit" would be...being a 'left-lane showoff'.

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[HopeHoops]

29. That was sheer incompetence, unless it is the only way to round that turn.

E-GADS!

[DuckBurp]

6. I slow down to wave at people with Romney bumper stickers.

I'm getting better, though. I'm using just one finger to wave.

[RiffRandell]

7. I start to back out of parking spaces without checking first

to see if any person/car is behind me.

[darkangel218]

8. I check my smart phone messages/mail when im at a light

And don't notice right away when it turns green.
The drivers behind never fail to remind me

[NightWatcher]

9. I like to drink a beer en route to wherever I'm going. It keeps me loose

you see, the trick is to keep a fast food plastic cup in the car so that if a cop pulls along side it just looks like you're sipping on a soda and not breaking the law.

I miss the days driving across Texas when you could drink and drive as long as you were not drunk driving.

[ellisonz]

13. I'm an excellent driver. n/t

[ohiosmith]

14. I never take my car out of reverse,....and I regard traffic signs and signals as recommendations as

opposed to requirements.

[darkangel218]

16. lmao!!

[blueamy66]

24. I yell and swear at people that don't use their turn signals.

I mean YELL!

How freaking hard is it to hit that signal when you are going to turn or change lanes?

[Rambis]

26. When I am smoking crack, putting on makeup and trying to text

I sometimes spill my coffee which makes me swerve erratically from lane to lane.

[rrneck]

31. I drive on the

GET OUTTA THE WAY sidewalk while WATCH IT posting on DU.

[pipi_k]

32. Like the first person to reply

said, I obey the speed limit, and sometimes even drive a bit below it

BUT

if someone wants to drive faster, I will do everything I can to pull over a bit and let him by.

[bigwillq]

33. Too many to mention!

Stay away from me! LOL

[MizzM]

34. Stop Signs

If I ever kept track of the many many stop signs I have blown by without stopping, I would be ashamed of myself. When there is no car or person (and hopefully no police) around, I can't resist the temptation to save a few seconds.