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[LuckyCharms]

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[JohnSJ]

1. 35 million?

[LuckyCharms]

4. Yes. Well, approximately. Give or take $34,999, 995.

[JohnSJ]

7. That's better luckycharms

[emulatorloo]

11. Grovelbot must be blackmailing you, right?

[dweller]

2. Is that you

Anthony Paul ?

🤔



✌🏻

[Irish_Dem]

3. What's ya smokin' Luck?

[LuckyCharms]

6. Well, I haven't cleaned under my fridge in decades, but I did today, and I found a nice juicy

Lucky Strike cigarette butt under there from 1968. It's only about an inch long, but it tastes pretty good!

[Irish_Dem]

13. That explains it.

[delisen]

5. In this new world, reality is what you say it is..

at least for awhile.
Same for past, present, and future

[ret5hd]

8. We've moved on Sucky Likes!!!

Do you think you can treat us like an old dishrag??? Thrown in the corner till you need to “clean the pipes”? I bet you think we’d all be smiles ‘n beers when you came back!

(call me if you want…but on the dl)

[markie]

9. :-)

[Wounded Bear]

10. Do you teach Tyrolean yodeling or the more reserved Austrian style?

Asking for a friend.

[LuckyCharms]

12. Whatever this style is called:

[Wounded Bear]

16. Given the name and the few lyrics he sang, I'm going with Austrian...

[Harker]

14. ...

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Yer little ol' lady.

[True Dough]

17. A yodeling joke!

You got this off the internet, Harker? True or falsetto?

[Harker]

19. I remember this one from my pre- internet childhood, TD.

ca. 1966. The only 'knock knock' joke that got a natural, spontaneous laugh out of me.

[True Dough]

20. Want to hear a 'ding dong ditch' joke?

Knock, knock...

[Harker]

21. I'll bite... who's there?

[Harker]

22. I don't have a doorbell.

[True Dough]

24. Do you even have a door?

You wouldn't want to find someone knocking on your forehead!

[Harker]

25. There's nobody home this early.

[True Dough]

27. Are you out

milking the cows?

[Harker]

33. Milking the chickens.

[True Dough]

36. Instant egg nog!

Brilliant!

[LuckyCharms]

28. I don't get the joke?

What was the little old lady's name, Harker?

[Harker]

32. The response is, "yer little old lady who?" which, if pronounced with verve, is itself a crude yodel.

[LuckyCharms]

34. I know, I'm just messing with you!

[Harker]

35. Dammit.

Her name was Heidi.

[Iggo]

15. Welcome back!

[LuckyCharms]

29. Thanks, Iggo!

[True Dough]

18. Going forward,

your intervals between posts must be no longer than 5 minutes, Lucky. No more of this week off or even day off. Got it???

[Harker]

23. No more hocus-pocus.

He'll have to focus.

[LuckyCharms]

31. But what if...

my refractory period is 30 minutes?

[True Dough]

37. Then you better

consult a physician!

[LuckyCharms]

38. But I AM a physician!

I'm my only patient though, because I really am not a "people person".

So every morning, I look in the mirror and diagnose myself by saying "You're a sick fuck".

Then, I pay myself $900 for a personal consult.

Then, my insurance company calls me and says "we're only allowing you to pay yourself $60 for your personal consult.

So I have to write off the difference.

I think I chose the wrong career path.

[True Dough]

39. After reading your post, I certainly hope that

you're not in possession of a rectal thermometer, "Dr." Lucky!

[LuckyCharms]

40. i have one, but it is reserved for only one person.

I wrote "True Dough" on it with an ultrafine Sharpie.

You're my next patient.

[True Dough]

41. I'd rather spend the day

picking my final resting place.

[Callie1979]

26. Many people are saying you're the MOST generous member. Men with tears in their posts

[LuckyCharms]

30. They call me "Sir".