When you're too poor to afford a whole wedding dress

[milestogo]

Everyone attending Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez’s wedding in Venice will receive a Amazon grab bag.

— Hoodlum 🇺🇸 (@nothoodlum.bsky.social) 2025-06-27T00:03:10.896Z

[True Dough]

1. Well,

we know what she can wear to the Golden Globes!

[WhiteTara]

9. hahahaha

wonderful!

[3catwoman3]

29. The Golden Globes are already attached to her chest.

[brush]

33. Yep, that's what she was selling and he bought 'em.

[jmbar2]

2. bwahahaha...

Good one.

[FirstLight]

3. jesus H Christ

She sure doesn't need a flotation device when on the yacht! LMAO

[Historic NY]

4. Boy is that ever fake......Jeff must love his new motor boat

[yonder]

15. +1. blubblelublublubalub-INHALE-blubblelublubablubble . . .

[democratsruletheday]

5. they are repulsive....

he's just plain ugly and she's a plastic freak. Hideous, I don't care how much money they have, it doesn't change that

[kimbutgar]

6. She is so gross with the fake boobs and Botox face.

She will not age well with all those chemicals in her body. Talk about a plastic fake woman!

The picture of her I saw yesterday with the clinched waist dress was freaky!

[milestogo]

13. If they have to exhume her at some point after death

her boobs will still look like they do now. No sagging, no decomposition.

[kimbutgar]

18. I just visualized that!

[3catwoman3]

31. When out sons, now 35 and 32, were teenagers and going to a local gym...

...I told them that if they saw a woman lying down doing bench presses and her nipples were still pointing right at the ceiling, she probably had fake boobs, because the real ones slide to the side when you lie down.

I thought it was important that they be able to tell the difference -

[Diamond_Dog]

7. They are cartoons of human beings.

[bamagal62]

8. She is so classy.

[debm55]

10. How can she do anything with breast that big?

[milestogo]

12. Because when you have that much money everyone else does things for you.

[pandr32]

14. She has to stay away from sharp objects!

[WestMichRad]

28. Well, there's really only one thing she needs to be doing with them

… if you know what I mean!

[pandr32]

11. Their faces in profile match.

She almost looks like him in drag.

[enid602]

16. Grab bag

She looks like a $25 Amazon ‘grab bag.’

[Brainstormy]

17. you can't buy class,

as my grandmother used to say.

[PikaBlue]

19. She appears to have the same jaw line

as the alien in the movie "Alien". Maybe it's a camera angle issue.

[Biophilic]

20. A $25 grab bag? Talk about cheap.

Every person invited to the wedding is undoubtedly wealthy. A $25 grab bag seems really, really cheap. What could be in it?

[MIButterfly]

21. Is that really her wedding dress?

How tacky; how cheap-looking; how gauche. Does anyone on this earth think that is classy?

Why would anyone in the world want their bride to look so cheap? And plastic?

What passes for beautiful these days totally bewilders me. Look at the Trump women. What happened to men's love of "natural beauty"? Why so artificial and fake everything?

I assume they didn't get married in church. You can't even wear shorts in the Vatican; I can't see any Italian church being okay with that dress with everything hanging out.

June is truly busting out all over.

[milestogo]

22. I don't know if the wedding has happened yet.

Its this weekend in Venice. So that might be AI but I think it is her style to show off her boobs.

https://people.com/jeff-bezos-and-lauren-sanchez-celebrate-welcome-party-ahead-of-venice-wedding-photos-11761628

[MIButterfly]

25. Well, I certainly fell for it! LOL!

I can only hope it's not that tacky, but these days, who knows?

You know, back in the day, people did not have the huge wedding celebrations for the second, third, fourth and fifth times. The brides certainly didn't wear the white wedding gown on their fourth trip down the aisle (yes, I'm referring to you, JLo). They would wear a nice suit and have a small gathering of family and close friends. In other words, tasteful and classy. Lauren Bacall wore a simple suit to her wedding to Bogey; even though it was her first marriage, it was his fourth. Now it's the whole shebang, costing millions of dollars and for what? An ostentatious show of how much money you have and to show off how many famous people you know.

[milestogo]

26. Back in the day the wedding and reception were a time to give gifts to a young couple

who are starting out in life with an empty apartment. When people get married later on in life it still has social importance but I think smaller and tasteful are the right idea.

[Ferrets are Cool]

23. My first thought was...

he can afford to buy ANYTHING he wants.....and he buys THAT!!!!

[Emile]

24. Hello Tuning in Tokyo 👋 👋

[littlemissmartypants]

27. Best reply...

Honestly I hope the four of them are happy together.

Honestly I hope the four of them are happy together.

— i_gvf 🇨🇦 (@i-gvf.bsky.social) 2025-06-27T00:04:26.344Z

[WestMichRad]

30. Yikes, is that a spray on dress?

Like silly string, only lacy.

[NBachers]

32. She could've used a couple of basketball nets.

[snot]

34. After seeing this, I had to find a pre-surgical photo -

she was very pretty; see https://news.meaww.com/lauren-sanchezs-throwback-pic-from-2002-before-plastic-surgery-reveals-drastic-facial-transformatiosee https://news.meaww.com/lauren-sanchezs-throwback-pic-from-2002-before-plastic-surgery-reveals-drastic-facial-transformation .

[milestogo]

35. This isn't the real wedding dress.

They just released a photo tonight and she had a very modest dress. But she does show off her figure so its not out of character.