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There's punishment and then...🍭🍬🍫❓
A priest wakes up at 5:00 am on a Sunday to write his sermon for the days church services. It is the first beautiful day after a week of rain. The priest loves to play golf but hasn't had a chance due to the weather and just cant resist the sunshine.
He decides to recycle one of his sermons from last year and go play a round of golf. He figures it is so early, he can play a quick round and no one will know. Off he goes.
He gets to the 7th hole and it is a long par 5. God looks down an sees the priest and says to St Peter "what is that priest doing playing golf on a Sunday before church, I want you to punish him".
The priest tees up and hits the ball and it is a hole in one.
God looks down and says to St Peter, "I thought I told you to punish him."
St Peter replies, "I did! Who is he going to tell?"
He decides to recycle one of his sermons from last year and go play a round of golf. He figures it is so early, he can play a quick round and no one will know. Off he goes.
He gets to the 7th hole and it is a long par 5. God looks down an sees the priest and says to St Peter "what is that priest doing playing golf on a Sunday before church, I want you to punish him".
The priest tees up and hits the ball and it is a hole in one.
God looks down and says to St Peter, "I thought I told you to punish him."
St Peter replies, "I did! Who is he going to tell?"
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