WTH? I went to donate blood today and all I got were questions like:

[Floyd R. Turbo]

“Why’s it in a Mason jar and whose is it?”

[True Dough]

1. Maybe it belonged to

Perry Mason?

[Floyd R. Turbo]

7. 😬

[flying rabbit]

2. Yeah that sounds kind of intrusive.

You were only trying to help.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

8. Tell me about it!

[ret5hd]

3. ugh...don't get me started...

i tried to donate 3 kidneys and 2 pairs of lungs last week and all i got for my efforts was a police interrogation.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

9. Man that's plain

offal!

[LogDog75]

4. I asked to make a withdrawal

But I left when they looked at me suspiciously and started to pick up the phone.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

10. Bastards! 🤬

[Marie Marie]

5. They were probably concerned because that middle part of the mason jar lid was popped up.

Always a sign that the contents could be contaminated. Now the question remains- what nasty thing did you do to contaminate your blood? You can tell me - I won't tell anyone.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

11. 🤐

[Nigrum Cattus]

6. I hate when they do that !

Go online & look for a Vampire

[Floyd R. Turbo]

12. 🧛