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Marthe48

(22,454 posts) Tue Nov 11, 2025, 10:56 AM Nov 11

Poll question mentioned by the DJ

on True Oldies Channel:

What would be worse? Finding a dead person under your bed? Or a live person under your bed?

I'm going to say a live person would freak me out

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Poll question mentioned by the DJ (Original Post) Marthe48 Nov 11 OP

No big deal to me nuxvomica Nov 11 #1

lol Marthe48 Nov 11 #2

A dead person you have time to think about how to deal with. markodochartaigh Nov 11 #3

I am calling the cops either way. Maybe from the toilet as I lose my shit irisblue Nov 11 #4

LOL! some_of_us_are_sane Nov 11 #6

If the live person smells fragrant, he or she gets a pass True Dough Nov 11 #5

Three guys in a pub. First guy thinks his wife is having an affair with a baseball player because he found a catcher's Floyd R. Turbo Nov 11 #7

Lol Marthe48 Nov 11 #8

😊 Floyd R. Turbo Nov 11 #9

Depends on who the live person is Grim Chieftain Nov 11 #10

nuxvomica

(13,809 posts)

1. No big deal to me

Reply to Marthe48 (Original post)

Tue Nov 11, 2025, 11:01 AM

Nov 11

I had a live person under my bed for years when I was a kid: my brother. Do I need to mention we had bunk beds?

Marthe48

(22,454 posts)

2. lol

Reply to nuxvomica (Reply #1)

Tue Nov 11, 2025, 11:25 AM

Nov 11

markodochartaigh

(4,709 posts)

3. A dead person you have time to think about how to deal with.

Reply to Marthe48 (Original post)

Tue Nov 11, 2025, 11:28 AM

Nov 11

A live person has to be dealt with immediately.

irisblue

(36,581 posts)

4. I am calling the cops either way. Maybe from the toilet as I lose my shit

Reply to Marthe48 (Original post)

Tue Nov 11, 2025, 02:19 PM

Nov 11

some_of_us_are_sane

(2,611 posts)

6. LOL!

Reply to irisblue (Reply #4)

Tue Nov 11, 2025, 08:12 PM

Nov 11

Exactly!

True Dough

(25,339 posts)

5. If the live person smells fragrant, he or she gets a pass

Reply to Marthe48 (Original post)

Tue Nov 11, 2025, 07:52 PM

Nov 11

The rotting corpse is not going to have an appealing aroma. It would be hard to sleep.

Floyd R. Turbo

(31,931 posts)

7. Three guys in a pub. First guy thinks his wife is having an affair with a baseball player because he found a catcher's

Reply to Marthe48 (Original post)

Tue Nov 11, 2025, 08:59 PM

Nov 11

mitt under his bed. Second guy thinks his wife is having an affair with a hockey player because he found a goalie’s mask under his bed. Third guy thinks his wife is having an affair with a horse, he found a jockey under his bed!