Great song by Jesse Welles - "Happy Thanksgivin"

[FakeNoose]

This is dedicated to all DUers who are forced to suffer through another big meal with annoying MAGA relatives.....

Happy Thanksgivin'
shut up
quit yer whinin' big snowflake.
Happy Thanksgivin'
shut up
eat the pie you didn’t bake.

Let me tell ya back in my day
in the good ole days
we said yessir
and no ma’am.
Happy Thanksgivin'
Yer welcome
shut yer mouth when you’re eating my ham.

Happy Thanksgivin'
shut up
our founding fathers woulda been disgraced,
yer callin' uber a job.
This nation’s under a god
Jesus Mary Joseph and John Wayne.

Ya know we heard about Matt Gaetz
we wish him well.
But the only cabinet of concern
is the liquor we’ll hit later,
maybe after the taters.
Jus don’t go tellin' Aunt Laverne.

Happy Thanksgivin'
I told ya there’s aliens.
I ain't got no money to borrow.
It’s turkey day,
watch the game and the big parade.
We can invade Iran tomorrow.

Happy Thanksgivin'
eat yer corn.
Quit yer bitchin' about the Ukraine.
Happy Thanksgivin'
shut up
all’s quiet on the western brain.

Happy Thanksgivin'