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"The Gods Must be Crazy". I thought it was painful to watch. Maybe it was because my friend and I were the only to people in the theatre. But I didn't find a single thing funny about it.
Mike Nelson
(10,869 posts)... "Dude" played by - I think - Kurt Russell. I thought it was okay, but there are people who are real crazy about this movie (or movies?). It's like Eraserhead or Rocky Horror-level big. Maybe I should see it again?
genxlib
(6,050 posts)I thought it was only OK as well.
ms liberty
(10,851 posts)JoseBalow
(9,023 posts)Vadergator
(11 posts)Perfect response, lol. Would love it if someone would drop "shut the fuck up Donnie" on you know who.
Redleg
(6,788 posts)BlueWaveNeverEnd
(12,340 posts)AllyCat
(18,416 posts)But people either love it or hate it seemingly!
50 Shades Of Blue
(11,322 posts)Dear_Prudence
(960 posts)I have watched that movie many times, and I am mystified as to why I enjoy it. I wouldn't recommend it to anyone I know.
50 Shades Of Blue
(11,322 posts)JPK
(906 posts)But the acting is so good. Bridges, Goodman and Buscemi are all funny as hell, specially Goodman's character.
Ferryboat
(1,202 posts)Complete waste of time.
yourout
(8,676 posts)The Happening was just flat out awful but it's pretty damn funny with rifftrax.
bif
(26,527 posts)MIButterfly
(1,755 posts)I know that will be an unpopular choice since everyone thought it was so great. Meh.
I agree with Pretty Woman. I don't know why Hollywood is so enamored of the "hooker with the heart of gold" thing. It was just so unbelievable. A wealthy, handsome man like Richard Gere can't get a date so he picks up a hooker who looks like Julia Roberts who's just a poor, sweet working girl. Uh huh.
3catwoman3
(28,332 posts)Im not a fan of creepy, scary stuff, and it sounded awful.
Ilsa
(63,663 posts)The criminality, the abuse, the viciousness were terrifying. I had trouble sleeping the first night.
Hieronymus Phact
(708 posts)yellowdogintexas
(23,572 posts)buzzycrumbhunger
(1,521 posts)
and it got COLD. I ended up having to make the drive home for more blankets, sweaters, gloves, etc. and ended up warming up with a cup o tea and a movieSilence of the Lambs.
Making the drive back to the wilderness in the middle of the night was ridiculously creepy and I did not sleep well for the rest of the weekend. I dont recall a movie creeping me out like that one.
NJCher
(42,141 posts)Who looks like Richard Gere and he gets dates all the time with attractive women. He has an obnoxious personality and is completely devoid of charm.
My other brother and I just shake our heads in disbelief.
Ilikepurple
(420 posts)Not generally a Michael Mann fan, but really enjoyed Manhunter when it came out. Also preferred Brian Coxs Lektor to Hopkinss Lecter.
Diamond_Dog
(39,381 posts)Besides, it glamorizes prostitution.
rurallib
(64,466 posts)what a piece of overhyped junk
Glad I'm not the only one. Totally stupid and boring, not scary at all.
BlueWaveNeverEnd
(12,340 posts)News had reported people needing to be walked to their car "it was so scary"
MorbidButterflyTat
(4,008 posts)gay texan
(3,128 posts)Streetcar named Desire, The Big Chill
3catwoman3
(28,332 posts)I was ready to scream at the screen, Just die already so this damn movie can end!
Intractable
(1,444 posts)As a 20-yr old man, I was so embarrassed in front of my jockish friends. It was the only time I cried during a movie. They seemed less affected.
Diamond_Dog
(39,381 posts)Thunderbeast
(3,741 posts)Butt Plug Hallucinations were hard to watch.
When it won the Best Picture oscar, I was astonished.
bif
(26,527 posts)But gave up about 20 minutes into it.
Ilsa
(63,663 posts)actress oscars were rightly earned, though.
Intractable
(1,444 posts)The classy and beautiful Michelle Yeoh pulling on people's butt plugs was a bit much for me.
The whole movie was crass, in poor taste, and another unnecessary romp into the multi-verse.
3catwoman3
(28,332 posts)make sure that will not change.
electric_blue68
(25,211 posts)😄
OldBaldy1701E
(9,710 posts)And, to a lesser extent, any film that was made about any major event in the last 50 years.
I watched it go down. I don't need to see it again through the 'Hollywood glasses'. They will just sensationalize it/sanitize it for their own ends.
(Example... 'The Doors' starring Val Kilmer. Their appearance on Ed Sullivan. I have watched the footage many times. Morrison stands there and sings. That's it. Yet, poor Val was made to leer and mug at the camera, like a snotty five year old, when Morrison did not change the lyrics in 'Light My Fire' that the show's people wanted him to change. The moment was about artist integrity. Not 'trying to score points with the rabble by being a brat'. Morrison was way more sophisticated than that, despite his desire to be as trashed as possible whenever he could.)
Abolishinist
(2,858 posts)You watched the Titanic go down?
I watched it go down. I don't need to see it again through the 'Hollywood glasses'.
OldBaldy1701E
(9,710 posts)But, there are times where I feel like I could have been there.
Paladin
(32,120 posts)...rather than "L.A. Confidential," a 110% better movie.
AllyCat
(18,416 posts)Coventina
(29,007 posts)Ferris is a jerk!
LogDog75
(1,012 posts)but overall it was fun to watch. IMO, the best part of the movie was the parade scene where Ferris "sings" Twist and Shout.
Wiz Imp
(8,411 posts)There are a couple decent moments, but the biggest problem is there is not a single likeable character in the entire movie. EVERYONE in the movie is a jerk.
Midwestern Democrat
(1,016 posts)would be like "I would not put up with that snot nosed kid's crap for one second".
Emile
(39,603 posts)I loved "The Gods Must Be Crazy"
You should read this book about gambling called The Odds Must be Crazy.
The writer made millions as a gambler. He came up with a system for betting on horses and then he made millions off his system.
B.See
(7,486 posts)never saw it, and never will.
milestogo
(22,287 posts)I actually read the 1200 page book when I was 12. There is so much more to the book than the movie - you can't condense 1200 pages into 4 hours. So the movie was a disappointment when I saw it.
But then I learned that if you read the book first, the movie always feels like a disappointment.
LogDog75
(1,012 posts)I've read the unabridged version of Les Miserbles twice and there's a lot of things in the book that never made it into the movie.
milestogo
(22,287 posts)and what the Civil War looked like from that angle. And there's a lot about Ireland and Irish immigration in there too.
B.See
(7,486 posts)what Wiki says about controversies surrounding that point of view I'm certain it'd be something I'd be disinclined to entertain.
milestogo
(22,287 posts)Long before the civil rights movement. The Old South is romanticized and then it is lost. The blacks in the story stay loyal to their plantation owners and even rescue the main character. The main character is gloriously unaware of the reasons for the war - she sees it as an attack on their way of life.
It kind of reminds me of today's Republicans, who long for the glory days of the forties and fifties, when men were "manly" and women knew their place (and liked it).
B.See
(7,486 posts)"knew their place" I think. I've long known of the elements/themes that made the film (and the less sanitized original) objectionable to some.
Xavier Breath
(6,325 posts)I've done the opposite before: saw the movie first and then gone back later to read the book. Rather than your mind casting the characters and building the sets from your reading, all you can see is the actors and sets from the movie.
milestogo
(22,287 posts)Or else just read the book and take a pass on the movie!
sheshe2
(95,140 posts)
The books are always better than the movies.
PS. The clip was from the movie and not directed at you, B.See.
JoseBalow
(9,023 posts)Paladin
(32,120 posts)More classic flicks released in that year than any other. And of all those movies, I place "Gone With The Wind" at the very bottom in terms of quality and satisfaction. Just a big, long melodrama, in the service of Confederate-era racism. I trust I've made my feelings clear.
milestogo
(22,287 posts)Such a violent film.
Love the actors, could barely sit through the movie.
Iggo
(49,489 posts)Hieronymus Phact
(708 posts)Iggo
(49,489 posts)LogDog75
(1,012 posts)When it came out I saw it and after about 30 minutes I left. It was boring to me.
Harker
(17,201 posts)3catwoman3
(28,332 posts)...I probably would have walked out, but I was with other people and wasn't the driver. Excruciatingly grim.
Jeebo
(2,548 posts)It's absolutely the WORST Best Picture winner I've ever seen. IMHO. Grim, brutal, depressing, ugly. The whole first half-hour of that movie was just a bunch of NOISE. Not something that would put me into a receptive mood to be watching a good movie.
Ron
Iggo
(49,489 posts)That faded.
rsdsharp
(11,634 posts)How anyone could make the battle of Guadalcanal boring is beyond me, but they managed it.
Iggo
(49,489 posts)rsdsharp
(11,634 posts)Oh, yeah hed been dead for 22 years.
From Here to Eternity is a classic.
The Thin Red Line is trash.
I shudder to think what theyll do to Whistle if they ever make a movie of the last book in the trilogy.
milestogo
(22,287 posts)rsdsharp
(11,634 posts)RandySF
(80,274 posts)ET
Titanic
Top Gun
Lincoln
Field Of Dreams
chowder66
(11,647 posts)Midwestern Democrat
(1,016 posts)I'd say that after "ET", I've basically viewed Spielberg as a highly skilled craftsman but one lacking an especially interesting point of view (and he was never an actor's director.)
Morbius
(828 posts)Man disguises himself like a woman so he can see his kids. I don't get why people think it's funny for a man to dress like a woman. Robin Williams was much funnier as himself.
I also dislike ET, mostly because of the scene where Elliott, a ten year old boy, is drunk as a result of ET drinking beer. I distinctly remember wondering why people in the theater with me were laughing uproariously at a drunk kid. Maybe because my mother was an alcoholic.
Hieronymus Phact
(708 posts)Carried by the great robin Williams though I never found the movie funny.
Ilsa
(63,663 posts)The performances for excellent, and Cynthia Eribo has a fantastically rich voice. But the music was forgettable for me. The only tunes I remember are short phrases used in TV ads.
Visually, the sets were very rich in color, but I generally don't like that kind of intensity. I was also visually over-stimulated by Moulin Rouge, but I preferred the music and singing of M.R..
3catwoman3
(28,332 posts)..."How much longer?" After it was over, we found we were in complete agreement as to having no idea what the story was really about.
I think may have slept thru part of it.
Ilsa
(63,663 posts)the story was about bigotry, but then the story became about authoritarianism or some kind of power, etc. And I don't understand why Elphaba was the only one who could read the grimmoire, and immediately upon seeing it.
MIButterfly
(1,755 posts)That made me LOL!
I had/have no interest in seeing it myself. I'm a little too old for Wizard of Oz characters. And now, of course, there's a sequel I will never see.
Cirsium
(3,240 posts)The Gods Must be Crazy is pro-apartheid propaganda, not very well disguised. The fact that it was so popular with white audiences the US and Europe is telling.
DBoon
(24,567 posts)3catwoman3
(28,332 posts)Totally unrealistic.
MIButterfly
(1,755 posts)is one of the biggest travesties of all time.
Lifeafter70
(740 posts)This is maybe the one time that the movie was better than the book
betsuni
(28,579 posts)But great fun to complain with other hate-watchers. A classic here (before whoever bought Jezebel completely wrecked it):
http://www.jezebel.com/i-rewatched-love-actually-and-am-here-to-ruin-it-for-al-1485136388
Beatlelvr
(770 posts)Walked out of "Departed", then it won Best Movie. Really?
JoseBalow
(9,023 posts)Bobstandard
(2,122 posts)JoseBalow
(9,023 posts)I love so many of the films being underappreciated in this thread!
Bobstandard
(2,122 posts)What hubris!
Ilikepurple
(420 posts)I dont know if it just didnt match the hype for me or if it was just as dull and hackneyed as a Garage Sale Mystery episode (which Ive enjoyed in virtue of very low expectations).
boonecreek
(1,332 posts)Total Michael Bay crap. There's a story that early on in its production someone
asked "wouldn't it be easier to train astronauts to be drillers than drillers to be
astronauts"? To which Bay replied "fuck you".
Jeebo
(2,548 posts)Especially the outer space scenes. YOU CANNOT HEAR SOUNDS IN OUTER SPACE. But even if you could, you couldn't hear those sounds from hundreds of miles away simultaneously with seeing the explosions that caused them. This is one of my pet peeves. I WISH Hollywood would get this right.
Ron
Intractable
(1,444 posts)What an awful movie.
After a long trend of Marvel and DC movies made for an adult audience (but that kids could enjoy), this Superman movie is kiddie crap.
It says the audience score is 90%. But looking at the reviews on Rotten Toms, it seems a lot of people disliked it. The math doesn't add up.
livetohike
(23,891 posts)understand why people loved it.
Skittles
(168,842 posts)pure schlock.....could not BELIEVE it won awards
Paladin
(32,120 posts)I mean, we can't have a for-real Movie Hatred thread here at DU without the usual savaging of "The English Patient." And yeah, I know it was Too Long, and Too British. I still thought it was a good flick. The novel is excellent, as well.
Chasstev365
(6,848 posts)lark
(25,792 posts)Just don't like him, he's not funny to me, more annoying.
Diamond_Dog
(39,381 posts)Paladin
(32,120 posts)CanonRay
(15,856 posts)I never got it.
Brother Buzz
(39,399 posts)I saw a stage production of The Rocky Horror Show in San Francisco. The film was out, and people were talking about it, but I hadnt seen it yet, and truth be told, I may not have seen it beyond YouTube clips.
I was gobsmacked to see the instant cult following. I didnt really like, or even understand the play, but was amused by the audience participation; there were people quoting lines, and other people hoping up and down like Wack-A-Mole, applauding and hollering. Most bizarre.
I did learn something that night: Beware of comp tickets to something you know nothing about.
flvegan
(65,558 posts)Seeing it live at a midnight showing with a full audience is amazing. It gets better the more times you see it this way.
But yeah, on its own, the movie itself is...pretty poor.
buzzycrumbhunger
(1,521 posts)We used to go every couple weeks to a crappy theatre in Iowa City (college town and a concrete screen that could be hosed off) and it was a riotespecially one Halloween when they hired a horrendous punk band as the warm-up. They just went on and on and I finally dug into my props bag and pulled out my newspaper and held it up so I couldnt see the band. In minutes, the lead was acting pissed off at something and I turned around and saw the whole theatre with newspapers up. The band stomped off in a huff.
Its the audience participation that makes it fun. You yell at the screen, lob missiles, shoot your squirt gun, yell out dialogue, and its mayhem.
Tried watching it at home once when it finally ran on TV and I just couldnt. The whole movie had a much different, almost sinister vibe. Clearly, its the group experience that makes it a great time.
Katinfl
(569 posts)I just dont get it.
MIButterfly
(1,755 posts)Pulp Fiction is a cinematic masterpiece. I saw it right after I saw Pret-a-Porter (Ready to Wear) which was a hunk of junk. When Pulp Fiction was over, I just sat there in the theater totally blown away.
It was the movie that made me like John Travolta. I dont like dumb men and up until then, all the characters he played were dumb.
But to each his own. It's all good.
Katinfl
(569 posts)Skittles
(168,842 posts)yes indeed
Skittles
(168,842 posts)most people don't get that they just don't get it
I thought it was a piece of boxing shlock. Can't believe Apocalypse Now lost to it.
Midwestern Democrat
(1,016 posts)ProfessorGAC
(75,476 posts)My wife and I were laughing out loud, and couldn't stop.
We were annoying those around us & we decided it wasn't going to get better so we walked out.
When it came out on HBO, we tried again. Same result.
Never got why people liked it.
MIButterfly
(1,755 posts)Until that movie, I was a huge fan of Tom Cruise. That movie made me hate him. I hated his character and I've never gone back to liking him. Julianne Moore's character was a shrieking, hysterical shrew and what was up with all the frogs falling out of the sky?
I dont like movies I have to have explained to me.
I actually talked a stranger out of renting that movie at Blockbuster for the first and only time in my life. I told her it was horrible and she put it back.
Borogove
(390 posts)Paladin
(32,120 posts)"Love means never having to say you're sorry."
My ass.
If you're a for-real, functioning adult, in a meaningful relationship, love means always having to say you're sorry, when circumstances call for it. If you believe otherwise, you deserve the results you get.
Doc_Technical
(3,719 posts)every five minutes."
John Lennon
3catwoman3
(28,332 posts)The whole idea of never having to apologize for having done something a loved one found troublesome or hurtful felt wrong.
Ali MacGraw and Ryan ONeal did make an attractive couple as the leads.
MIButterfly
(1,755 posts)They were a good-looking couple though. I will give them that.
I was around 17 when that movie came out. It was tailor-made for teenaged girls.
3catwoman3
(28,332 posts)I was 19.
MorbidButterflyTat
(4,008 posts)with Barbra Streisand called, "What's Up, Doc," a hilarious slapstick comedy. Streisand's character says to him, with batting eyelashes, "Love means never having to say you're sorry," and he answers, "That's the dumbest thing I ever heard."
Great movie.
drmeow
(5,853 posts)What are you doing with Howard's rocks?
MorbidButterflyTat
(4,008 posts)And so is Barbra: "I know I'm different, but from now on I'm going to try and be the same."
The Madcap
(1,636 posts)I had a college roommate who idolized Steve Martin. I never got it, even though I love physical comedy.
av8rdave
(10,647 posts)The ones that dont do it for me:
Titanic. Come on, we all know whats going to happen at the end.
Casablanca. Oh please. Campy script, wooden characters, predictable storyline. Yawn.
Mrs. Doubtfire. OK, this might have been good, but I was going through a divorce and custody battle at the time. It was hard to watch.
The Blair Witch Project. How did this dog ever make it to release? People freaking out over little bundles of sticks? Seriously? Really bad comedy at best.
Cold Mountain. A 25 minute story crammed into 2 1/2 hours.
I realize that most folks would disagree with this as much as they would a list of my favorite movies.
To each their own.
flvegan
(65,558 posts)I'm a car fanatic and they're unbearable to watch, even on mute.
LisaM
(29,450 posts)If there was a trope they missed, it was only by accident.
I hated it so much and my friend hated it so much that we held an Oscar-watching party of two (our partners were specifically disinvited) so that we could throw balled up napkins at the TV screen every time it won something.
Tom Hanks should have known better.
GreatGazoo
(4,334 posts)Insensitive and exploitative.
GreatGazoo
(4,334 posts)Christmas Carol is like the film version of '99 Bottles of Beer on the wall' -- it just goes on and on.
Did like the 1951 UK version though...until they colorized it.
EverHopeful
(629 posts)but maybe I should re-watch it. It's been years and perhaps I've missed the point but for me, the fact that a manufactured object created such discord comes to mind whenever I feel any crankiness about some 1st-world problem.
To have so much and still find something to complain about always brings me back to thinking of those who have so little and manage to live peacefully. But then, I'm currently working my way through Goliath's Curse by Luke Kemp which explains the dynamic in great detail.
Agree with so many of the movies mentioned here and love streaming movies at home so I don't have to get up and walk out of theaters.
