Shoveling Snow Gone Hilariously Wrong

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[debm55]

1. I hate snow.

[lonely bird]

15. So do I

Absolutely hate it.

So, here I am in NE Ohio.

[2naSalit]

2. I don't...

Have to do that anymore, maintenance people do it.

I'm really thankful!

[Skittles]

4. no snow here but

I'd pay someone to do it, for sure

[COL Mustard]

14. Unless you're unlucky enough

To have ME as your maintenance guy. That guy who fell twice? Could be me!

[2naSalit]

16. Fortunately...

There's more than one guy, it's more like three and then a couple neighbors like to be helpful so I'm good with not feeling like I have to do it.

I also use a ski pole when footing gets weird.

[COL Mustard]

18. I usually

Stay inside! I haven’t gotten hurt sitting on the couch! But I am klutzy enough that I could fall twice like that guy did! And of course my kids would be delighted to put it on the Internet for all to see!

[erronis]

3. I've had a few of those incidents. I love snow but at my age falling ain't a good thing.

[InstantGratification]

5. This one

is outside the wheel house of your usual fare, but just as funny!

[relayerbob]

6. None of these are funny

I guess I just don't find other people's misfortunes humorous. But, even if I did, these are just .... not funny.

[gristy]

10. My thoughts exactly.

Not funny at all.

[Marcuse]

12. I'm in Buffalo. It's gallows humor used as a psychological coping mechanism.

The humor arises from the stark contrast between the gravity of a situation (e.g., imminent death) and the triviality of a joke.
I had a neighbor nick named “Nubby” after he lost a finger to a snowblower.

[Linda ladeewolf]

7. I'll just stick with my tiny little plastic shovel.

[mysteryowl]

8. The last one is the funniest!

Someone with a powerful snowblower reaches the deck with a woman shoveling.

[Old Crank]

9. I swear that the snowplow

Would hide around the corner and wait until I finished the driveway before coming down our street.

[3catwoman3]

17. Happens every damn time.

[tavernier]

11. I live in the Keys.

All my ice is in my margarita glass.

[Historic NY]

13. Now I know why I was told to stop shoveling or blowing snow...

its hazardous to my health