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Floyd R. Turbo

(32,344 posts)
Tue Jan 20, 2026, 09:14 PM 10 hrs ago

When my wife's doctor asked her what form of birth control she uses, she said "You obviously haven't

met my husband!”

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When my wife's doctor asked her what form of birth control she uses, she said "You obviously haven't (Original Post) Floyd R. Turbo 10 hrs ago OP
Help me, WTF does that mean? NotHardly 10 hrs ago #1
Imagine it being said in Rodney Dangerfield's voice. TommyT139 8 hrs ago #3
That's not nice. I'm sure you are lovely.😄😄😄😄 Srkdqltr 9 hrs ago #2

TommyT139

(2,181 posts)
3. Imagine it being said in Rodney Dangerfield's voice.
Tue Jan 20, 2026, 11:52 PM
8 hrs ago

The point is that the husband in the joke is supposedly so unattractive that the wife wouldn't need birth control, because she doesn't want to have sex with him.

Floyd posts some of the worst-in-a-good-way "dad jokes," puns, and groaners. He often deftly uses the board's layout to his advantage -- we read the setup and when we click through, we can see the punchline.

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