Yesterday I played golf and beat my brother- in-law.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

Two different activities! 😁

[Goonch]

1. ;-{) S@#t happens!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

4. 😬

[NNadir]

2. Did you beat him with a golf club?

Can you claim self defense?

[Floyd R. Turbo]

5. The driver,

who said he’d never play with us again!

[Skittles]

3. *SNORT*

[Floyd R. Turbo]

7. 😁

[some_of_us_are_sane]

6. REMINDS ME OF A JOKE

Jim goes every Saturday with two friends to play golf. Almost a religion to them.

One Saturday Jim's wife begins to worry. Stares at the clock until it's nearly sunset. When Jim finally comes in looking exhausted, his wife says, "Honey...WHY are you so late?"

"Ah', he says, "Harry had a heart attack. WHAT a day!... it was grab a club, take a swing..........drag Harry. Grab a club, take a swing......drag Harry."

[Floyd R. Turbo]

8. 😬

[quaint]

9. Hit the ball, drag Charlie

This old joke punchline is often used by family members in response to the how-was-your-day query; it meant hard day, do not want to talk about it.