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Enter stage left

(4,434 posts) Mon Feb 16, 2026, 07:48 PM 12 hrs ago

I've been 100% successful as a comedian, I get a laugh every single time I tell a joke. My secret is...

I only talk to myself.

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I've been 100% successful as a comedian, I get a laugh every single time I tell a joke. My secret is... (Original Post) Enter stage left 12 hrs ago OP

Hey, I know you Tetrachloride 11 hrs ago #1

I used to crack myself up a couple of times a month with something funny applegrove 11 hrs ago #2

Everyone laughed when I told them I wanted to be a comedian. Floyd R. Turbo 11 hrs ago #3

Tetrachloride

(9,503 posts)

1. Hey, I know you

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Mon Feb 16, 2026, 08:18 PM

11 hrs ago

applegrove

(131,278 posts)

2. I used to crack myself up a couple of times a month with something funny

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Mon Feb 16, 2026, 08:25 PM

11 hrs ago

Last edited Mon Feb 16, 2026, 09:13 PM - Edit history (1)

Then I started discussing politics and stopped looking for funny things to cheer myself up.

Floyd R. Turbo

(32,529 posts)

3. Everyone laughed when I told them I wanted to be a comedian.

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Mon Feb 16, 2026, 08:27 PM

11 hrs ago

Well, they’re not laughing now!

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