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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsI was going to give up lunch meat for Lent but I couldn't
quit cold turkey!
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I was going to give up lunch meat for Lent but I couldn't (Original Post)
Floyd R. Turbo
Yesterday
OP
Well, I wanted to eat fish as per was once the tradition. I need a miracle to afford it!
hlthe2b
Yesterday
#1
I was going to stop buying odd-toed, jungle-dwelling ungulates for Lent, but...
LudwigPastorius
Yesterday
#11
hlthe2b
(113,375 posts)1. Well, I wanted to eat fish as per was once the tradition. I need a miracle to afford it!
(Yeah, seriously. I guess there is always canned tuna. The mercury comes free).
EYESORE 9001
(29,559 posts)3. Floyd, I am your Rick Astley
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down even during Lent.
Floyd R. Turbo
(32,589 posts)4. 😃
Intractable
(1,824 posts)5. I call baloney on this!
(Admittedly, that was low-hanging fruit.)
Floyd R. Turbo
(32,589 posts)6. You just had to
ham it up!😁
Intractable
(1,824 posts)7. Floyd, you are the (liver) wurst!
Floyd R. Turbo
(32,589 posts)8. Ha!
LudwigPastorius
(14,441 posts)9. I was going to stop dressing up as a nun for Lent, but...
I couldn't quit the habit.
Floyd R. Turbo
(32,589 posts)10. 😋
LudwigPastorius
(14,441 posts)11. I was going to stop buying odd-toed, jungle-dwelling ungulates for Lent, but...
I couldn't tapir off.

Floyd R. Turbo
(32,589 posts)12. Ouch! 😬
orangecrush
(29,561 posts)13. ...

Floyd R. Turbo
(32,589 posts)15. 😁
Endlessmike56
(159 posts)14. Not to change the subject
But these puns are really cheesy
Floyd R. Turbo
(32,589 posts)16. Arrgggh!