What do you call Melania's fashion look for the Governors Dinner?

[riversedge]

@MysterySolvent
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What do you call Melania’s fashion look for the Governors Dinner?

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Marlene Robertson🇨🇦
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Melania Trump wearing a coat from Bottega Veneta, and snakeskin boots from Christian Louboutin, while she gave a speech about the leading role of the American fashion history.

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[The Madcap]

1. Shopping for the next billionaire.

[niyad]

4. Her heart belongs to vladdy.

[niyad]

2. Her trousers in the top image look like somebody wadded up a roll

of aluminum foil, sort of smoothed it out, and wrapped her in it. And looks like she either has on lots of mascara, or false eyelashes. And her hair is getting more blonde each appearance.

[greatauntoftriplets]

3. Trashy and inappropriate.

[sop]

5. Looks like they used up all the gold lame for the White House drapes.

[Grim Chieftain]

6. The woman has no taste

In men or clothes. But "I really don't care - do you?"

[NoRethugFriends]

7. I call it irrelevant

[Wicked Blue]

8. Bespoke BDSM trashion

[wcmagumba]

9. My first thought was "da fck"...

She so bad...

[Polly Hennessey]

10. Ummmm, tin foil pants for the Gov's dinner and

a burglary outfit for the other. Where’s her ski mask. Fashion forward, not.

[jmowreader]

14. You ever heard of "tin pants"?

Loggers wear these, and they're something you make yourself: you buy a pair of canvas Tin Cloth pants from Filson in Seattle and soak them in molten paraffin for about half an hour. After you get them out and let the wax harden, you roll them around in your hands for a little bit to flake off the excess wax. How you wash them is by spraying them off with a garden hose. They're called tin pants because they're so stiff they sound like crumpled tin foil when you walk.

Maybe Melania heard about tin pants and decided to make herself some, not realizing they're not really made of tin.

[jmowreader]

11. Hideous

It looks like she combined a pair of those aluminized pants airport firefighters wear with a top she bought at Walmart.

[efhmc]

21. Finally a good comparison.

[Blue Owl]

12. In honor of her Epstein legacy: Jeffrey Pop Pants

[Irish_Dem]

13. Melania wants to become a billion dollar influencer.

Like the Kardashians and Martha Stewart, etc.

But she has no talent, no work ethic, and the Trump brand is toxic.
And being a gold digging Russian agent is not a good look.

[blm]

15. Who ordered the whore burrito?

[some_of_us_are_sane]

16. I'm happy to report

(what she would HATE the most) the tin foil pants make her hips and bottom look LARGE.

[Sanity Claws]

17. A blouse and pants is not right for a fancy dinner

She used to always wear dresses when she was with 45. In some ways, what she wore showed that she just doesn't care what 45 or the press thinks.

[Bread and Circuses]

18. Looking to turn a trick?

[mitch96]

19. Early 1970's ruzzian brothel "Chic",,,,,,,,,,,,,nt

[Norrrm]

20. Pants for steam pipe lagging

[IbogaProject]

22. Gislane Maxwell style

[Morbius]

23. I would call it "irrelevant." n/t

[Kali]

24. smelly old man needs to tuck his labia BEHIND the tie