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Two tortoises collide on a trail junction and both are injured. A police officer arrives, looks around and sees...
one witness, that was just happens to be a snail.
The officer asks, "did you see the accident? "
"I did officer."
"Can you describe what happened?"
The snail replied, "well I don't know officer, it all happened so fast!"
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I hope your recovery is rapid and complete.
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