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red dog 1

(32,943 posts)
Sun Mar 15, 2026, 04:46 PM 12 hrs ago

Know any non-political blonde jokes?

A blind cowboy walks into a crowded Lesbian bar, finds an empty stool, sits on it, and in a loud voice says to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
Immediately, the entire place becomes silent.
In a hushed voice, the woman sitting next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The bartender is blonde, weighs about 210 lbs, and works out every day. The woman sitting next to me is also blonde, she weighs about 220, and is a professional wrestler. The woman sitting to your right is blonde and is an Olympic weightlifter. The bouncer over there is blonde, she weighs about 230, and has a black belt in karate. And I'm blonde too, I weigh 240, and I'm a weightlifter. So, cowboy, do you still want to tell that joke?"
The blind cowboy thinks it over and then says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

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Know any non-political blonde jokes? (Original Post) red dog 1 12 hrs ago OP
Pam Bondi displacedvermoter 11 hrs ago #1
nope Skittles 11 hrs ago #3
Yeah Aviation Pro 11 hrs ago #2
Yeah whathehell 11 hrs ago #6
Half the blonds in the world are male Marthe48 11 hrs ago #4
Yes and they include Donald Trump, whathehell 11 hrs ago #7
The joke I posted was taken from a joke about blond men...(I changed it) red dog 1 11 hrs ago #8
My sister was blonde. piddyprints 11 hrs ago #5
Thanks RB77 11 hrs ago #9
I'm safe. Only tell bald jokes. multigraincracker 10 hrs ago #10

Marthe48

(23,070 posts)
4. Half the blonds in the world are male
Sun Mar 15, 2026, 04:57 PM
11 hrs ago

I was taking a graphic design class when blond jokes were first popular. As one of the only women in the course, I was happy to point that out to my male classmates and the male teacher, who was blond.





RB77

(80 posts)
9. Thanks
Sun Mar 15, 2026, 05:33 PM
11 hrs ago

I’ve heard the OP joke before but that one (artificial intelligence) gave me a chuckle 🤓

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