My life. Exactly. (two videos)

[LuckyCharms]

[marble falls]

1. Youse guys need to spark one up and ease on down the road, my friend.

[LuckyCharms]

2. I've actually calmed down on the driving part.

I used to be like that, though. Now, I take a "zen" approach behind the wheel.

[marble falls]

4. Absoulutely. Getting a brand new auto helped me recenter my driving. I usually drive a second hand for 10 years or so ..

... with a couple of news tossed in over the years.

[True Dough]

3. The language, Lucky! The language!

I just started playing the video when my wife got home and had a friend with her after Sunday morning shopping. I set my laptop down and rounded up our two dogs to get them out of the way so they weren't too much trouble for our guest.

And I hear buddy in your video dropping F-bombs left, right and center. So I rushed over to mute that before they came through the door.

[LuckyCharms]

5. Seriously?

[True Dough]

8. Yes!

Let me put it in terms you should understand:

F'n seriously!

[LuckyCharms]

9. You know how I solved that problem?

I married someone who swears more than I do.

[Niagara]

6. These are great

Thank you for the laughs this morning, Lucky!

[LuckyCharms]

7. My pleasure, Niagara!