Whew! I thought my head was getting smaller!

[LuckyCharms]

I found out that instead, your ears "appear" to grow as you age, apx. 0.2 to 0.5 mm per year. The cartilage does not actually "grow", it breaks down, sags, and loses elasticity.

I guess I'd rather it be like this than my head getting smaller.

Here's an example using Robert De Niro:

[debm55]

1. thanks for the reference photos at first I thought it was you.

[LuckyCharms]

2. Deb...

my ears are twice the size of my head.

[debm55]

3. That can't be. You are pulling my leg.

[LuckyCharms]

4. I had an incident the other day...

It was very windy, and the wind picked me up by my ears and threw me into the side of a bus.

[True Dough]

6. Your favorite children's story?

[LuckyCharms]

8. Please tell me a story...

I'm all ears!

[True Dough]

14. You know who else is all ears?

[LuckyCharms]

18. My ears once got stuck in a turnstile.

[True Dough]

24. When did they install turnstiles

at the Adult Entertainment Expo?

[debm55]

11. You are bad True Dough, but it is hilarious.

[sheshe2]

20. I was just going to post that one!

This was my second choice.

[debm55]

9. HAHAHAHAHHHAH. that;s funny,

[LuckyCharms]

10. My ears are so big that I don't need an alarm clock...

because I can hear the sun come up.

[debm55]

12. Hahahaha. Good one, Lucky.

[LuckyCharms]

15. Seriously Deb...

My friends call me "Mr. Potato Head".

[LuckyCharms]

17. Deb, I asked my local meteorologist...

what the weather forecast was.

He looked at me and said "Mostly ears, with a slight chance of face".

[erronis]

7. You should see my photo. It's obscene!

Both of my eyes are bigger than my stomach!

[LuckyCharms]

16. I was just looking at my third grade school photo...

my ears take up the whole photo.

[True Dough]

5. Let's put it this way,

you'd never want to get in a taxi with LuckyCharms!

[debm55]

13. Oh you. Shame on you. but

[LuckyCharms]

19. Is it because my two front teeth...

are bigger than king-sized pillows?

[True Dough]

22. Hmm. Sounds familiar...

[Norrrm]

21. Head size contest. Most likely comedy show fake but still funny...

Head size contest. Most likely comedy show fake but still funny...

https://youtube.com/shorts/yzoFkYoL0-w?si=ry3FckB9xSxgxfsM

[LuckyCharms]

23. This makes me want to...

weigh my head. For science!

[WestMichRad]

26. That could be arranged, you know.

Would you prefer it be before you kick the bucket*, or after?

* trouble free reattachment not guaranteed.

[Niagara]

25. Can you ear me now?

[LuckyCharms]

29. I ear you!

[Niagara]

30. What did you say?

[LuckyCharms]

31. I SAID I EAR YOU, NIAGARA!

[Niagara]

32. Huh?

[GreenWave]

27. Wiggle those ears! 4 counts! 10 reps. Get them back in shape.

[enid602]

28. Preparation H

Thankfully, I apply Preparation H to my ears nightly.