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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsI'm heartbroken. I'm sorry to report that I have run out of things to post about.
This will be my last post.
I asked EarlG for a printout of all of my posts in an Excel spreadsheet. He was kind enough to provide that to me.
I then took that spreadsheet and ran it through AI for analysis. AI informed me that I have used every word, in every possible sequence, when looking at my posts in totality. I know that seems statistically impossible, but it must be true, since that's what AI said.
So that means I can't post again because I would just be repeating myself, and I run the risk of people saying "DUPE"!
So I guess this is goodbye. You all take care of yourselves.
OH WAIT...right before I hit the "post" button for this OP, AI notified me that I might be able to get around this issue by typing random "clucking" sounds, as well as random animal noises. This is great news! Thank God for AI.
Let's see how this works out...
Cluck.
Cluck!
Bahhhhhhh!
Mooooooo!
Moo.
WOOF!
niyad
(132,260 posts)dweller
(28,374 posts)de do waaaa
✌🏻
erronis
(23,819 posts)Make sure the image is reversed! (That confuses the other AIs, I guess.)
UpInArms
(54,936 posts)Have you been replied to by EVERY DUer?
LuckyCharms
(22,594 posts)I've spent the past 2 months, 6 hours per day, every day, to put every DUer on ignore.
Except you.
UpInArms
(54,936 posts)❤️❤️❤️
WestMichRad
(3,233 posts)MIButterfly
(2,681 posts)Very clever, LuckyCharms. Love your sense of humor!
Mblaze
(1,017 posts)littlemissmartypants
(33,413 posts)Ptah
(34,110 posts)cate94
(3,102 posts)SeattleVet
(5,901 posts)you quack us up around here!
ret5hd
(22,493 posts)got any snacks?
bluescribbler
(2,512 posts)April 1st is next Wednesday.
NNadir
(37,987 posts)Does this mean that AI has declared you to be boring?
Does this mean that AI has declared you to be boring?
Does this mean that AI has declared you to be boring?
Does this mean that AI has declared you to be boring?
Does this mean that AI has declared you to be boring?
Does this mean that AI has declared you to be boring?
Does this mean that AI has declared you to be boring?
Does this mean that AI has declared you to be boring?
Does this mean that AI has declared you to be boring?
Does this mean that AI has declared you to be boring?
smack, smack, smack.
Until I smacked the keyboard it was stuck in a loop.
Sorry about that.
mwmisses4289
(4,095 posts)twodogsbarking
(18,713 posts)Just have some ice cream.
Martin Eden
(15,590 posts)Before you pour in the milk, dump the cereal on the table. You'll find all kinds of crazy words and phrases.
If that doesn't work for you, consult the failed attempts of infinite monkeys typing away to create the complete works of Shakespeare. Somewhere in that infinite pile of near-misses and bizarre storylines, you're sure to find something you haven't already posted.
BaronChocula
(4,533 posts)airplaneman
(1,386 posts)You reached the end of the internet. You had visited every site there is. I guess you can start over but you wont do anything you have not done before.
-Airplane
BobsYourUncle
(215 posts)I may be wrong but that seems like you may be plagiarizing a trump rally speech, maybe just before the mic bj??.
ZDU
(1,254 posts)ZDU: Patting LuckyCharms on the back as actor ZDU exits stage left.
IbogaProject
(5,883 posts)BurnDoubt
(1,697 posts)Youve become part of my day.
You cant go away.
(Theres the beginning of the song youre going to write.)
BlueWaveNeverEnd
(14,168 posts)SuzyandPuffpuff
(525 posts)Quackquackquack
True Dough
(26,600 posts)
Wounded Bear
(64,296 posts)PufPuf23
(9,832 posts)Taking a nap between posts my refresh your creativity.
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You are an asset to DemocraticCatLoversUnderground.
Meows plus YouTubes is the way, truth and light.