I'm forgetting how to speak.

[LuckyCharms]

We bastardized words in this house. It's getting more out of control every year that passes.

Ketchup = "Kepitch", Pass the kepitch please.

Spaghetti = "Sketties".

Looking = "lookiting". Stop lookiting at me.

Burger King = "Boogie Ping".

Good morning = "Weeeee" in a very high pitched voice. Wife doesn't function well first thing in the morning. So instead of "good morning", we just sarcastically exchange "Weeeeee"!

[2naSalit]

1. Sounds familiar somehow.

[Rizen]

2. I laughed at "Boogie Ping".

[Irish_Dem]

3. It's like a twin language.

Twins invent their own language.

I lived next door to twins who did this.
They only did it when their mother was not around.
She didn't believe they had their own language.

[eppur_se_muova]

4. Mother yelled "stoppit!" so I stoppited.

Stolen from Arundhati Roy's "God of Small Things"

[Niagara]

5. I didn't know that there was a word for that (bastardized)

We have our own words too.

When we had cats a pill was " p.i. double hockey stick".
One of them knew what a pill was so it spelled it.


The litter boxes were called the "ammo boxes". Ive heard people call their pets business "bombs" so you know.

Sometimes instead of saying good morning we just grunt at each other.

[LuckyCharms]

6. Whew! You made me look up "bastardized".

Turns out it's a real word. I was worried I made it up!

[Niagara]

8. I knew it was a word, I just never put a

Word or term to some of our house lingo.

I hope that I'm making sense tonight.

[debm55]

7. HAHAHAHAHA. thank you LuckyCharms. You don't know how many times I had to delete "fir" and put "for" on my posts.

Love your list.

[yellowdogintexas]

9. My youngest sister called the TV the Telemenish. nt