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Ptah

(34,128 posts)
Sun Apr 12, 2026, 06:36 PM 3 hrs ago

I'm so old, when I drop something on the floor,

I wait until I have at least two other things to pick up.

If there are four or more dropped stuff, I'll get my grabber.

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I'm so old, when I drop something on the floor, (Original Post) Ptah 3 hrs ago OP
What if True Dough 3 hrs ago #1
Time to grab the grabber grabber. Harker 3 hrs ago #4
Imagine having that job! True Dough 3 hrs ago #7
Especially when it's windy. Harker 3 hrs ago #10
How did you get into my nightmares? Ptah 3 hrs ago #6
The back door was open True Dough 3 hrs ago #8
I'm so old, when i get on the floor to exercise, it's easier for me to dem4decades 3 hrs ago #2
There's always more than 2 things to pick up on my floor. I'm building an archeological site. erronis 3 hrs ago #3
I'm 74 and I can still touch my toes standing up Wicked Blue 3 hrs ago #5
When I drop something, I have to evaluate it to see if it is worth picking up... Wounded Bear 3 hrs ago #9

dem4decades

(14,147 posts)
2. I'm so old, when i get on the floor to exercise, it's easier for me to
Sun Apr 12, 2026, 06:43 PM
3 hrs ago

Just stay down there and do more exercises than it is to get up.

erronis

(24,012 posts)
3. There's always more than 2 things to pick up on my floor. I'm building an archeological site.
Sun Apr 12, 2026, 06:45 PM
3 hrs ago
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