I didn't get the Walmart Greeter job! When I went in for the interview they showed me a video of

[Floyd R. Turbo]

me eating some grapes off the produce display!

[magicarpet]

1. How did they do that ,....

... with a Palantir type facial recognition program ?

Or are you doing a funny ?

[Floyd R. Turbo]

2. 😁

[Wounded Bear]

3. "Welcome to Walmart. Now get your shit and go home."

Walter - Jeff Dunham

[Floyd R. Turbo]

4. 😬

[True Dough]

5. No worries, Floyd

There's always the Target bathroom janitor job!

Unless you were snorting cocaine off the toilet seat, like the Health Secretary.

[Solly Mack]

6. Should have told them you were doing product testing.

[LudwigPastorius]

7. Just tell them,...

"Those weren't grapes. I was just taking my anti-psychotic meds.

You wouldn't like to see me without my anti-psychotic meds."