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debm55

(61,638 posts) Sun May 17, 2026, 10:29 AM 4 hrs ago

. Why did the coffee cup file a police report? Answer is---it got mugged

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. Why did the coffee cup file a police report? Answer is---it got mugged (Original Post) debm55 4 hrs ago OP

Because it got mugged....Debm55, I admire your ability to keep your sense of humor in these shit times. ☮ walkingman 4 hrs ago #1

Congrststulations. walkingman. You are correct. Thank you for your kind words. It keeps my mind off of things.❤️ debm55 4 hrs ago #3

Cuz he got creamed... MiHale 4 hrs ago #2

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH. Thank you very much, MiHale. I am sorry but it is not correct. debm55 4 hrs ago #5

I was gonna say, something about spilling the (coffee) beans! displacedvermoter 4 hrs ago #4

Thank you very much for your kind words, displacedvermoter. debm55 4 hrs ago #6

walkingman

(11,145 posts)

1. Because it got mugged....Debm55, I admire your ability to keep your sense of humor in these shit times. ☮

Reply to debm55 (Original post)

Sun May 17, 2026, 10:31 AM

4 hrs ago

debm55

(61,638 posts)

3. Congrststulations. walkingman. You are correct. Thank you for your kind words. It keeps my mind off of things.❤️

Reply to walkingman (Reply #1)

Sun May 17, 2026, 10:36 AM

4 hrs ago

MiHale

(13,161 posts)

2. Cuz he got creamed...

Reply to debm55 (Original post)

Sun May 17, 2026, 10:35 AM

4 hrs ago

Black coffee only…

debm55

(61,638 posts)

5. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH. Thank you very much, MiHale. I am sorry but it is not correct.

Reply to MiHale (Reply #2)

Sun May 17, 2026, 10:39 AM

4 hrs ago

displacedvermoter

(4,981 posts)

4. I was gonna say, something about spilling the (coffee) beans!

Reply to debm55 (Original post)

Sun May 17, 2026, 10:37 AM

4 hrs ago

Thanks for doing these, really like to start the day with a goof!

debm55

(61,638 posts)

6. Thank you very much for your kind words, displacedvermoter.

Reply to displacedvermoter (Reply #4)

Sun May 17, 2026, 10:40 AM

4 hrs ago

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