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3Hotdogs

(15,557 posts) Thu May 21, 2026, 08:12 PM Thursday

My daughter is pissed at me. I was 'splaining to my 9 year old grandson why beans are better for my heart than

the damn pills I'm taking.

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My daughter is pissed at me. I was 'splaining to my 9 year old grandson why beans are better for my heart than (Original Post) 3Hotdogs Thursday OP

Beans, beans good for your heart, the more you eat the more you fart Walleye Thursday #1

Nah uh that's wrong! SSJVegeta Thursday #2

I heard it as "musical fruit" FoxNewsSucks Thursday #4

Could not remember that one thank you, musical fruit Walleye 21 hrs ago #5

you are fully deserving of all (and cumulative) parental ire ... stopdiggin Thursday #3

Walleye

(45,527 posts)

1. Beans, beans good for your heart, the more you eat the more you fart

Reply to 3Hotdogs (Original post)

Thu May 21, 2026, 08:16 PM

Thursday

The more you fart, the better you feel, so let’s eat beans for every meal.
I’m five years old again 🫘

SSJVegeta

(3,157 posts)

2. Nah uh that's wrong!

Reply to Walleye (Reply #1)

Thu May 21, 2026, 08:24 PM

Thursday

They are the magical fruit and the more you eat em the more you toot!

FoxNewsSucks

(11,928 posts)

4. I heard it as "musical fruit"

Reply to SSJVegeta (Reply #2)

Thu May 21, 2026, 09:22 PM

Thursday

and the "good for your heart" version

Walleye

(45,527 posts)

5. Could not remember that one thank you, musical fruit

Reply to SSJVegeta (Reply #2)

Fri May 22, 2026, 01:56 PM

21 hrs ago

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stopdiggin

(15,649 posts)

3. you are fully deserving of all (and cumulative) parental ire ...

Reply to 3Hotdogs (Original post)

Thu May 21, 2026, 08:49 PM

Thursday

heading in your direction ...
(and I think you know it .. ) - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

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