I tried a new brand of deodorant this morning that I will never ever buy again! The instructions read:

[Floyd R. Turbo]

“Remove cap and push up bottom”!😬

[johnp3907]

1. The important thing is results!

🤨

[Floyd R. Turbo]

2. Hurt like hell!😬

[rsdsharp]

3. Yes, but does your tookis smell spring fresh?

[Floyd R. Turbo]

7. I'll never know! 😬

[johnp3907]

5. Butt did it deodorize???

[Floyd R. Turbo]

8. Cheeky! 😁

[LoisB]

4. That will "learn" 'ya to not follow directions so literally.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

9. Concerning instructions I tend to be somewhat

anal!

[LoisB]

14. LOL!

[TommieMommy]

6. Hilarious 😁 made my day 👍👍

[Floyd R. Turbo]

10. 😊

[calguy]

11. I don't mind the round tubes

It’s the oblong Old Spice containers that I have problems with.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

12. Bummer! 😬

[Niagara]

13. Never crack under pressure, Floyd

😎

[Floyd R. Turbo]

17. 😬

[jmowreader]

15. You know why Trump only smells good on one side?

They don't make "Left Guard."

[Floyd R. Turbo]

18. 😬

[some_of_us_are_sane]

24. LOL!!

[True Dough]

16. Silver lining, Floyd

Your colonoscopy is out of the way for this year!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

19. 🤗

[True Dough]

20. Added bonus:

Your farts will smell so fragrant!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

22. ☺️

[True Dough]

21. Added bonus:

Your farts will smell so fragrant!

[some_of_us_are_sane]

23. Floyd..

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Start gradually.

Start with lipstick. You'll thank me.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

25. 😁

[bucolic_frolic]

26. Colonic Infusion

Wish manufacturers were required to label their products accurately, but I guess Shove It would impact sales.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

28. 🤗

[Norrrm]

27. Farts don't stink anymore. Springtime fresh.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

29. 😁

[Dunc]

30. Suck it up Floyd.

At least you’ll smell good.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

32. 😖

[unblock]

31. I bet you think your shit don't stink

[Floyd R. Turbo]

33. 😬