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Floyd R. Turbo

(33,488 posts) Sun Jun 7, 2026, 02:21 PM 17 hrs ago

The judge gave me five years! Problem solved!

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My doctor gave me six months to live so I smacked him! (Original Post) Floyd R. Turbo 17 hrs ago OP

My doctor gave me six months to live. Norrrm 17 hrs ago #1

🤗 Floyd R. Turbo 17 hrs ago #2

I told them to take the flowers off my casket and Ninga 15 hrs ago #3

I like how you think, mister. Iggo 15 hrs ago #4

(5,848 posts)

1. My doctor gave me six months to live.

Sun Jun 7, 2026, 02:34 PM

17 hrs ago

I told him I could not earn enough to pay him.

He gave me six more months.

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2. 🤗

Sun Jun 7, 2026, 02:35 PM

17 hrs ago

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3. I told them to take the flowers off my casket and

Sun Jun 7, 2026, 04:26 PM

15 hrs ago

throw them into the crowd to see who’s next.
(Not my words)

(50,093 posts)

4. I like how you think, mister.

Sun Jun 7, 2026, 04:40 PM

15 hrs ago