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EYESORE 9001

(29,958 posts) Wed Jun 10, 2026, 11:05 AM 6 hrs ago

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I went to the doctor

Last edited Wed Jun 10, 2026, 04:06 PM - Edit history (2)

I mentioned that I’d been passing gas at a prodigious rate, yet they were all silent and completely odorless. I told doc that I’d already cut a few since he came into the exam room. Doc promptly started cleaning my ears, then said, ‘now let’s see what’s wrong with your sense of smell.’

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I went to the doctor (Original Post) EYESORE 9001 6 hrs ago OP

ROFL malaise 5 hrs ago #1

Not too shabby, not too shabby at all /nt bucolic_frolic 5 hrs ago #2

LOL 😆 Emile 5 hrs ago #3

MADE ME laugh out loud! some_of_us_are_sane 2 hrs ago #4

Gotta watch out for us silent types EYESORE 9001 45 min ago #5

malaise

(298,810 posts)

1. ROFL

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Wed Jun 10, 2026, 11:23 AM

5 hrs ago

bucolic_frolic

(56,144 posts)

2. Not too shabby, not too shabby at all /nt

Reply to EYESORE 9001 (Original post)

Wed Jun 10, 2026, 11:35 AM

5 hrs ago

Emile

(43,835 posts)

3. LOL 😆

Reply to EYESORE 9001 (Original post)

Wed Jun 10, 2026, 12:16 PM

5 hrs ago

some_of_us_are_sane

(3,801 posts)

4. MADE ME laugh out loud!

Reply to EYESORE 9001 (Original post)

Wed Jun 10, 2026, 02:29 PM

2 hrs ago

Snuck right up on me!

EYESORE 9001

(29,958 posts)

5. Gotta watch out for us silent types

Reply to some_of_us_are_sane (Reply #4)

Wed Jun 10, 2026, 04:36 PM

45 min ago

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