Christian porn....seriously

[AgingAmerican]

Don't ask how I came across this...

http://www.televictim.com/christianporn.html

"Welcome to the home of the Christian Porn movement. Our mission is to clean up that which is currently known as "pornographic" videos, movies, or films. All filmed sexual acts in the Christian Porn genre are genuine intentions to create life, performed by heterosexual married Christian couples. As acts of procreation they are not immoral, illicit, or dirty, but expressions of love between husband and wife, who are in love with each other exclusively. None of the acts are unnatural or adulterous. We feel the viewing of an expression of love shared by a married man and woman is one of the most beautiful and natural gifts bestowed to us by God. Praise God, brothers and sisters."

[Xyzse]

1. My brain sploded for a good five seconds there.

I'm still scooping back up gray matter.

This has to be fake.

[OriginalGeek]

2. Welllllllll

Jesus is coming....

[Arugula Latte]

3. What is hardcore to them? Showing some ankle?

[d_r]

4. Dangit.

I swear I had this idea. What a way to make a fortune. Tons of repressed Christians hungry for good clean God fearing porn.

[d_r]

5. wait, good its not real

this is a joke. I still have a chance to become a millionaire.

[Xyzse]

7. Awesome sauce...

Go for it...

This was making me laugh:

"Rod Is the Answer" (2005) -- Christian Porn ironman Rod Parker's most memorable film. Known for their marathon
sessions, the Parkers perform in the shower, the kitchen, the garage, and practically every room in the house. Follow-up to the
break-through "In Rod We Trust" (2005).

[loli phabay]

6. whats the money like, and are teh sites free.

[Major Nikon]

8. "the actors do not take the Lord’s name in vain, nor that of his Son."

Kinda defeats the whole purpose of being a christian

[aikoaiko]

9. And another porn niche is filled.

[HopeHoops]

10. You can only them in bed if you've got a bunting board.