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MiddleFingerMom

(25,163 posts)
Fri Nov 16, 2012, 03:32 AM Nov 2012

Talk about your "Nanny State". You know that warning about an erection lasting more than 4 hours?

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From my teenaged years, I seem to remember one that lasted for more than 4 years.
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I mourn the passing of the All-American male.
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His time, indeed, has um, you know... um... well... come and gone.
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Talk about your "Nanny State". You know that warning about an erection lasting more than 4 hours? (Original Post) MiddleFingerMom Nov 2012 OP
You do understand that at about the 12 hour mark... Systematic Chaos Nov 2012 #1
This message was self-deleted by its author XemaSab Nov 2012 #2
More so than usual? Major Nikon Nov 2012 #5
So that is not normal even without the meds? Lady Freedom Returns Nov 2012 #3
Be glad it's not the other way around. One of my favorite women from my past... MiddleFingerMom Nov 2012 #4
So my husband staying in that condition for long period of time is not a health problem? Lady Freedom Returns Nov 2012 #6
If you're being serious, maybe he SHOULD see a doctor. MiddleFingerMom Nov 2012 #9
You should have just told her she needs to work on her own technique Major Nikon Nov 2012 #7
No accompanying picture this time? baldguy Nov 2012 #8
Space age technology has changed our bedrooms 7wo7rees Nov 2012 #17
I wonder if this is why girls excel at Math during the high school years? Baitball Blogger Nov 2012 #10
I had the same thought you did when I first heard that warning . WTF? only 4? HopeHoops Nov 2012 #11
Every time I hear the list kurtzapril4 Nov 2012 #12
They shouldn't run into things===> Scruffy Rumbler Nov 2012 #13
Aaaaaah..you are correct! eom kurtzapril4 Nov 2012 #16
So true.... so true! Scruffy Rumbler Nov 2012 #14
What's that new peepee drug ... MightyAfrodite Nov 2012 #15

Systematic Chaos

(8,601 posts)
1. You do understand that at about the 12 hour mark...
Fri Nov 16, 2012, 03:57 AM
Nov 2012

...your tallywhacker starts to resemble an overripe eggplant, correct?

Response to Systematic Chaos (Reply #1)

Lady Freedom Returns

(14,120 posts)
3. So that is not normal even without the meds?
Fri Nov 16, 2012, 07:49 AM
Nov 2012

I'm serous! Is that a problem? He is 56 years old! Do I really need to make him go get it checked out?

MiddleFingerMom

(25,163 posts)
4. Be glad it's not the other way around. One of my favorite women from my past...
Fri Nov 16, 2012, 08:31 AM
Nov 2012

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... was Debbie. We were both around 30 and had been long-term FWB's. Debbie really, really liked
young men -- from 18-21 or so. "They can go," she said, "4, 5, 6, 8 times a night."
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"So why do WE spend so much time together in bed?"
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She told me. "It'd be nice if just ONE of those times would last longer than 10-15 seconds."
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Through YEARS of diligence, perseverance and sheer willpower, at that point I had increased my
stamina up to about a 24.6 second average.
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MAN, all that (snicker) hard work had really been worth it!!!
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Lady Freedom Returns

(14,120 posts)
6. So my husband staying in that condition for long period of time is not a health problem?
Fri Nov 16, 2012, 08:40 AM
Nov 2012

He does not take nothing like Viagra so I thought it was ok. Then this post got me worried.

MiddleFingerMom

(25,163 posts)
9. If you're being serious, maybe he SHOULD see a doctor.
Fri Nov 16, 2012, 09:15 AM
Nov 2012

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Google satyriasis. It CAN be physically damaging.
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Major Nikon

(36,827 posts)
7. You should have just told her she needs to work on her own technique
Fri Nov 16, 2012, 08:43 AM
Nov 2012

...if she wants to cross the finish line first.

Baitball Blogger

(46,719 posts)
10. I wonder if this is why girls excel at Math during the high school years?
Fri Nov 16, 2012, 10:20 AM
Nov 2012

And then, boys catch up with them later when the blood circulation improves to the brain?

kurtzapril4

(1,353 posts)
12. Every time I hear the list
Fri Nov 16, 2012, 11:33 AM
Nov 2012

of warnings about the side effects of Viagra.....I can see, in my mind's eye, a herd of deaf, blind old men with huge erections yelling and running into things.

MightyAfrodite

(157 posts)
15. What's that new peepee drug ...
Fri Nov 16, 2012, 02:56 PM
Nov 2012

they've been talking about on progressive radio? The "look down" one? They said it gives a man an erection in seven seconds! I don't know fellas. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

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