Police Blotter: Police seeking man who stole 4 cans of Axe bodyspray

[NightWatcher]

Jacksonville police said the man used a cinder block to smash the glass front door of a Dollar General in the 6800 block of Wilson Boulevard about 3:40 a.m. Nov. 3. Police said the man went in and stole four cans of Axe Body Spray.

Talk about having low self esteem and no goals, he bypassed the candy aisle to smell like a douchebag.

[hifiguy]

1. Any decent K-9 should be able to find

that klown without too much effort.

[TeamPooka]

2. just follow the screaming groups of woman chasing him down the street...

[mysuzuki2]

3. I think the police will be able to sniff him out.

[loli phabay]

4. lol but honestly i like some of the axe scents.

[HopeHoops]

5. I'm sure they'll sniff him out.