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How to make chicken. (Original Post) rug Nov 2012 OP
A boneless chicken Major Nikon Nov 2012 #1
Well, it is there somewhere in the process. rug Nov 2012 #2
I like my boneless chickens soft boiled Major Nikon Nov 2012 #9
Hatch, add fresh water, cracked corn...daily for 3-6 months HereSince1628 Nov 2012 #3
You have to have chicken to make the egg... rrneck Nov 2012 #4
Not if you go to the market Major Nikon Nov 2012 #10
Ah, but those eggs aren't fertilized, you'd be hard pressed Lionessa Nov 2012 #12
I prefer them that way Major Nikon Nov 2012 #13
Give it a minute. rug Nov 2012 #16
City slicker. rrneck Nov 2012 #15
alerting! Kali Nov 2012 #5
I think this is a bit too subtle. rug Nov 2012 #6
Oh, here we go again... MicaelS Nov 2012 #7
Well, in my defense, the chicken making I was thinking of does not involve corn flakes. rug Nov 2012 #8
Tuck your thumbs Lionessa Nov 2012 #11
How do you fry your... greatauntoftriplets Nov 2012 #14
I prefer them cooked in a 63C degree water bath for 1 hour Major Nikon Nov 2012 #17
hahahahahahahaha Bertha Venation Nov 2012 #18
. rug Nov 2012 #19

HereSince1628

(36,063 posts)
3. Hatch, add fresh water, cracked corn...daily for 3-6 months
Wed Nov 21, 2012, 06:13 PM
Nov 2012

depending on breed, or if you wish when they reach 5-6 pounds.

 

Lionessa

(3,894 posts)
12. Ah, but those eggs aren't fertilized, you'd be hard pressed
Wed Nov 21, 2012, 06:49 PM
Nov 2012

to get a chicken out of one, or the one in OPs image I would guess

 

Lionessa

(3,894 posts)
11. Tuck your thumbs
Wed Nov 21, 2012, 06:45 PM
Nov 2012

into your armpits, flap your elbows up and down, and make a sqawking noise like "brrrraaaauuuk" over and over.

Viola! you've made yourself a chicken.

Major Nikon

(36,827 posts)
17. I prefer them cooked in a 63C degree water bath for 1 hour
Wed Nov 21, 2012, 07:13 PM
Nov 2012

Then served on a lightly toasted english muffin.

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