Images from Meta's Lounge Cam

[MineralMan]

[Wait Wut]

1. I knew it!

That damned camera sniffing dog is useless. All it wants to do is get humped by happy blondes.

[HappyMe]

2. We blew the entire food and beverage

budget on it!



We should donate it to Meta. They probably could use a fluffy, cuddley in there.

[Wait Wut]

4. We need to elect a new Treasurer.

Maybe we need to look outside The Lounge this time.

And, I love animals, so donating the mutt to Meta is out of the question. They'd have 16 threads about why it isn't a cat.

[MineralMan]

6. We'd just install a camera on its collar and send it back,

you know. Who knows what we'd see then. A bunch of crotches, I suppose.

[Wait Wut]

7. I'm SHOCKED!!!

That picture is offensive! I'm alerting and if the jury hides, I'm starting a thread in Meta exposing you for the doggie porn lover that you are! If they don't hide, I'm starting a thread in Meta crying about how DU used to be such a nice place before all the doggie porn lovers took over!!!

Not only that, but is that a PIT BULL???

[HappyMe]

8. I think you should start a pre-emptive

'I'm offended' thread. Then a series of threads documenting the entire offended/alert/jury results experience. Ask Mr. Scorpio to set the entire series to music. Once the furor has died down, start a thread "This is why we can't have nice things". Make sure to never say exactly why we can't have nice things. No music for this one though. It would be like the end of The Sopranos.

[Wait Wut]

10. AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

That's what Meta needs! Musical threads! It would be like West Side Story!

"Make sure to never say exactly why we can't have nice things." And add that this will be my last post...27 times.

[MineralMan]

9. It most certainly is not a PIT BULL!

People don't know what a pit bull is. Everyone is mistaken.

[HappyMe]

3. I would rather laugh with the sinners,

than cry with the 'saints'. The sinners are much more fun!

[Wait Wut]

5. !

That needs to be The Lounge theme song! Um...you'll need to ask LynneSin, first. Just make sure she isn't holding her staple gun.