Rob a bank...post a youtube video bragging about it...get arrested.

[Kaleva]

"A Nebraska teen allegedly celebrated her bank robbery on YouTube, flashing money and what appears to be drugs in a video powered by Green Day music."

"The video description, posted via user Jellee Beanie, reads:

"I just stole a car and robbed a bank. Now I'm rich, I can pay off my college financial aid and tomorrow i'm going for a shopping spree. Bite me. I love GREENDAY!""

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/04/hannah-sabata-chick-bank-robber-video_n_2236812.html?utm_hp_ref=crime

I beleive technology is going to make modern works of fiction obsolete as real life is so much more interesting then what any writer of fiction could possibly come up with.

[Angleae]

1. Welcome to America's Dumbest Criminals.

[Lady Freedom Returns]

2. First the schools fail childern...

now the streets are failing!

Street 101, DO NOT BRAG ON TAPE!!!

[Chan790]

3. The streets did not fail this young padawan.

The street teaches at the school of hard-knocks and grades pass/fail based on natural selection. Jellee has been tested and found wanting. Jellee will be provided with 2-8 years of remedial education in a facility of the state's choosing.

[Lady Freedom Returns]

4. Let's face it he won't learn anything!

He gets in there and they find out what he did...
I think we all know what his new name will be!

[name not needed]

5. Whatever happened to shutting up and not buying anything right away?

[Chan790]

6. Smarts are not Jellee's strong suit.

Let's just say that having been a branch banker, even if they had not bragged...I have a suspicion this one was being caught in short order.

[Hassin Bin Sober]

9. They never learn:

[jmowreader]

7. Remind me not to go to college in Nebraska

It's true what they say about what the N on a Nebraska football helmet stands for.

[hifiguy]

8. Darwin Award Winner.

Not just a nominee.

[frogmarch]

10. Oh, but it's sexy to be a Bad Girl!

Glad Jellee Brain got nabbed.