U.S. government insists 2012 apocalypse is a myth

[struggle4progress]

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-205_162-57557271/u.s-government-insists-2012-apocalypse-is-a-myth/

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	Holy shizz! It's yet another frickin government coverup!
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	Um ... the Main Hologram Machine WILL be shut down briefly for maintenance this month
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	I'm really relieved because I'd been wondering if this rumor were true
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	Yeah? So how come my calendar still doesn't show anything after 31 December?
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	What next? Debunking alien abductions? Claims Bigfoot is just crazy talk?
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	Actually, the world ended last year, but we've muddled through anyway
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	But cautious campers can still purchase my guaranteed reasonably-priced protective-foil suits
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	When I clicked this, I was sure it was going to be the onions
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[ellisonz]

1. My protective foil suits are selling fast!

Only $2012 dollars and you can have your very own!

[struggle4progress]

3. And it's a steal at the price!

[RedCloud]

2. Sounds like some gummint is just jealous!

[whistler162]

4. and they still claim we landed on the moon!

how gullible they must think us be.

[Lady Freedom Returns]

5. I really do wonder if there is something to it.

It may not be in a way that we would thing an apocalypse to be.

[DaniDubois]

6. Well if the government said it's safe it must be safe, you know they always have our

best interests in mind

[Lady Freedom Returns]

11. And what have you been smoking? Please share!

[DaniDubois]

12. But of coarse! It's always better when shared anyway :)

[Dash87]

7. Oh yeah!? Well explain this real weather report:

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http://whatstrending.com/2012/07/apocalyptic-weather-forecast-video/

[struggle4progress]

13. Possibly broccoli Wednesday evening?

[ChromeFoundry]

8. It must be true...

[name not needed]

9. If we hadn't bombed the moon, the world would not be ending.

[RedCloud]

10. Butt how much longer would it keep mooning us?

And UFO reports quickly disappeared ever since.