Since we're posting other DUer's real names:

[Orrex]

dr.strangelove is actually Albert Pierce.


Thought you should know.

[datasuspect]

1. Orrex is Bangalore Methuseleh Periwinkle

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

2. My real name...

Jeff.

I'm in Milwaukee.

My secret is out, and you know, I feel so much better. So relieved.

[OriginalGeek]

60. And that is EXACTLY what Frank in Boise would have us believe.

Nice try, Frank.

[Squinch]

80. LOL

[HereSince1628]

61. Dude!!!!!!!!! That sort of openness is RISKY!!!!

[Uben]

68. Well, my whole name is ......

....Uben Scrude, but I dropped the Scrude part in 2001. While it may not seem appropriate today, back in 2001, it was more the way we felt.

[AngryAmish]

3. I'm Ken "Dr. Hook" McCraken

I can take out an eye with the flick of a wrist.

[MiddleFingerMom]

4. Hello. I'm Johnny Cash.

[NewJeffCT]

13. And I thought you were really Jimmy Hoffa

I guess I was wrong.

[KWorth]

39. Hello.

My name is Claude Akins and I used to drive a Kenworth. I starred in Movin' on.

[Ptah]

5. I'm Spartacus!

[LeftOfSelf-Centered]

8. I'm Spartacus!

Well, it had to be done, didn't it?

[Ptah]

9. Thanks, Spartacus!

Signed, Spartacus

[TrogL]

42. That brought back a great memory

If you go to Roger Waters' "The Wall" live, the show opens with the stage basically empty (changes from show to show) and you can hear voices saying "I am Spartacus" getting louder. If you're with an audience that's with it, pretty soon the whole place is yelling, then Roger comes out and the screaming starts.

[NewJeffCT]

14. I'm Spartacus

[LynneSin]

17. No I am Sparticus

[HERVEPA]

28. Will the real Spartacus please stand up.

[Lady Freedom Returns]

50. You are all wrong!

I'm Spartacus!

[struggle4progress]

51. I'm not Spartacus. I think he may be one of those other guys

[MrMickeysMom]

57. Great!

[liberal N proud]

6. Bond, James Bond

[Chiyo-chichi]

7. I am Keyser Söze.

[LynneSin]

15. But I'm Verbal Kint

[AnneD]

10. They call me...

Mr. Tibbs.....

[ohiosmith]

11. I'm Batman!

[Aristus]

12. My real name:

Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate.

Nice to meet you...

[FredStembottom]

29. That rings a bell or 3!

Dr. Seuss?
Jonathon Winters?

I can't quite remember.

[Aristus]

44. Dr. Seuss.

"Too Many Daves"

Did I ever tell you that Mrs. McCave
Had twenty-three sons and she named them all 'Dave'?
Well, she did. And that wasn't a smart thing to do.
You see, when she wants one, and calls out:
"Yoo-hoo, come into the house, Dave!"
She doesn't get one; all twenty-three Daves of hers
Come on the run...

[FredStembottom]

53. Of course!

I used to have my Dad read that to me over and over before I could read

[LynneSin]

16. People call me Ms Hugenkis

But you folks can call me Amanda!

[Aristus]

20. Is there Amanda Huggenkiss here?

I want Amanda Huggenkiss!

[libodem]

36. That is just what I need

Amanda Hugenkiss. I'm lonely.

[Aristus]

45. Aw...

[pipi_k]

18. Copy cat!

John Jacob Jingleheimerschmidt...

His name is my name too.

[Comrade_McKenzie]

19. Dexter... Morgan nt

[In_The_Wind]

21. My old friends called me Bish.

[bluedigger]

23. I'm just one of the Pros from Dover.

[Dr. Strange]

24. flyvegan's real name is Gilbert Gottfried.

[Dash87]

25. Hello friends, this is John McCain here.

Psst... They'll never know its me.

[hifiguy]

26. Ok, I will fess up. My real name is

Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern -schplenden -schlitter -crasscrenbon -fried -digger -dangle -dungle -burstein -von -knacker -thrasher -apple -banger -horowitz -ticolensic -grander -knotty -spelltinkle -grandlich -grumblemeyer -spelterwasser -kürstlich -himbleeisen -bahnwagen -gutenabend -bitte -eine -nürnburger -bratwustle -gerspurten -mit -zweimache -luber -hundsfut -gumberaber -shönendanker -kalbsfleisch -mittler -raucher von Hautkopft of Ulm.

No one can out me now!

[FredStembottom]

30. Funny how history has forgotten the name.....

.......

[kurtzapril4]

72. What a coincidence!

I used to date a guy named Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern -schplenden -schlitter -crasscrenbon -fried -digger -dangle -dungle -burstein -von -knacker -thrasher -apple -banger -horowitz -ticolensic -grander -knotty -spelltinkle -grandlich -grumblemeyer -spelterwasser -kürstlich -himbleeisen -bahnwagen -gutenabend -bitte -eine -nürnburger -bratwustle -gerspurten -mit -zweimache -luber -hundsfut -gumberaber -shönendanker -kalbsfleisch -mittler -raucher von Hautkopft of Ulm, but we had to break up because his mother, Mrs. Helen Gambolputty de von Ausfern -schplenden -schlitter -crasscrenbon -fried -digger -dangle -dungle -burstein -von -knacker -thrasher -apple -banger -horowitz -ticolensic -grander -knotty -spelltinkle -grandlich -grumblemeyer -spelterwasser -kürstlich -himbleeisen -bahnwagen -gutenabend -bitte -eine -nürnburger -bratwustle -gerspurten -mit -zweimache -luber -hundsfut -gumberaber -shönendanker -kalbsfleisch -mittler -raucher von Hautkopft of Ulm didn't like me.

He was quite a momma's boy, that Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern -schplenden -schlitter -crasscrenbon -fried -digger -dangle -dungle -burstein -von -knacker -thrasher -apple -banger -horowitz -ticolensic -grander -knotty -spelltinkle -grandlich -grumblemeyer -spelterwasser -kürstlich -himbleeisen -bahnwagen -gutenabend -bitte -eine -nürnburger -bratwustle -gerspurten -mit -zweimache -luber -hundsfut -gumberaber -shönendanker -kalbsfleisch -mittler -raucher von Hautkopft of Ulm.

[geardaddy]

27. I have the worst name Moe's ever heard.

Joey Jo-Jo Junior... Shabadoo

[datasuspect]

31. datasuspect is really Fucko McGee

[Brother Buzz]

32. Well, now, they often call me Speedo, but my real name is Mister Earl

[Orrex]

40. Nice! And timely!

RIP, Mister Earl!

[cliffordu]

33. My real name

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Is Pussy Galore.

Or Dirk Diggler, I forget or get confused sometimes.

[madinmaryland]

34. I'm Adolf Kitler.

[NewJeffCT]

41. Nice Post, Hitler

[Art_from_Ark]

54. That photo is hilarious!

Adolph Kitler!

[Ikonoklast]

35. "Son of Perdition. Little Horn! Most Unclean!

"I do miss the Old Names..."

[libodem]

37. Reminds me of my dad telling me his father

Said to him "Questioning the Church is the first step to apostasy". Which in turn leads to perdition I suppose.

[Squinch]

81. Which is a town in New Jersey, no?

[libodem]

83. No doubt

[cliffordu]

38. Great scene.

I like that movie a bunch....

[Tribalceltic]

43. Peck

Max Peck, secret astronaut.

[KamaAina]

46. madinmaryland's real name is

Jerry Jones.

[hibbing]

47. Buck Naked n/t

[geardaddy]

48. geardaddy is

Festus McGonagle Rabinowitz

[JustAnotherGen]

49. My name isn't really Jennifer

I'm Thandie Newton.

At least I wish I looked like her! So I'm going with Thandie!

[warrprayer]

52. I am THOR!

I took some tylenol, though...

[freshwest]

73. Don't take any more. I like you that way!

[Art_from_Ark]

55. My name is actually Throatwarbler Mangrove

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But it's spelled "Raymond Luxuryyacht"

[mzteaze]

56. My name is

Olivia Pope....I can solve all kinds of PR nightmares and the soul mate of the President.

[kentauros]

58. Hello!

I'm Mr. Ed!



[font size="1"](It used to be Gerry Dorsey)[/font]

[OutofMindOUTBody]

59. My real name is Don Hoffer!

Please to meet you going back to lurking I only like the cats!

[Bucky]

62. Huh? My name is (what?) My name is (who?) My name is (shickashicka)

Bucky. Why would you think my name isn't Bucky?

[lunatica]

63. I'm not really a lunatica

As a matter of fact, I'm pretty sane.

[freshwest]

64. My real name is...

[taterguy]

65. Neil Perkins

Not telling which other DUer that's the real name of.

[bluesbassman]

66. Some people call me the Space Cowboy...

yeah, some call me the Gangster of Love, but some people call me Maurice cause I speak of the pompitous of love.

[WilmywoodNCparalegal]

67. I am the artist formerly known as Prince n/t

[mysuzuki2]

69. Call me Ishmael.

Or not; it's up to you. My real name is Jan Gunnar Thorwaldson. Or maybe not.

[OneGrassRoot]

70. lolol....a DUzy-worthy thread! n/t

[Brother Buzz]

71. Who Am I? Why Am I Here?

[u4ic]

74. I'm Cleopatra!

Or...Napoleon??

[treestar]

75. I'm Anastasia Romanov

Ask me anything.

[Arugula Latte]

76. Well, I'm Anastasia Beaverhausen

[timesup]

77. I Am...

I am Kaiser Soze.

[NecklyTyler]

78. Well I'm posting Dave

I don't think anybody has posted Dave's name yet, so here we go

[font size=6]
DAVE
[/font]

[pinboy3niner]

85. Dave?

[love_katz]

79. Dave's not here!

Sorry. Couldn't resist the Cheech & Chong reference.

[MrsBrady]

82. I'm

Mary freaking Poppins

[Archae]

84. I don't have to make up a funny name, my real name is funny enough.

Right Peggy?