CONFESS!!!! A dirty little secret you know about another DUer

[LynneSin]

Ohiosmith is really not from Ohio but from Tuscaloosa Alabama.

Madinmaryland works Tollbooth #4 on the 95 tollbooths in Maryland.

Middlefingermom isn't really a mother at all and rumor has it not even a woman!

Post yours here!

[madinmaryland]

1. LynneSin works the night shift in Tollbooth #4 on the 95 tollbooths in Maryland...

after madinmaryland's shift ends!! She eats all of madinmarylands pistachios!!

[LynneSin]

2. So you stole my gummy bears

MEANIE!!!

[libodem]

11. LynnSin

Leaves staples in the red flocked lounge wallpaper making it more detestable than ever. I'm tired of the staples falling in the avocodo green shag carpet, too. Can't go barefoot in here. Gad!

Skinner, needs to update the lounge. It's dark in here.

Grovelbot is a bad bartender. He wants his old job back so he can fund raise our remodel. He told me so.

[madinmaryland]

26. WTF? I eat Swedish fish! Have you been hanging out with taterguy again???

I told you before, taterguy is not allowed in tollbooth, because of the tater skins he leaves behind.

[MiddleFingerMom]

33. "taterguy is not allowed in tollbooth, because of the tater skins he leaves behind."

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NO CIRCUMCISION THREADS!!!!!
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[madinmaryland]

34. I now understand why your baby avatar has that "oh shit" look!!

That is taterguy realizing he is going to have his tater skins left behind!!

[sharp_stick]

5. That's why when I drive through there

at 7 in the morning I hear all this crunching coming from under the car. I thought my suspension was screwed up.

[pipi_k]

3. Really dirty...

Pipi_k puts her boogers in people's food when they're not look...

Oh, um, wait...

never mind.

[struggle4progress]

4. CaliforniaPeggy once told me how old she is. But then I forgot

[mwdem]

6. mwdem does not live in the Midwest...

not anymore. I hear she's on the left coast now!

[datasuspect]

7. datasuspect poops a lot

[LynneSin]

9. really? Did we even have to go there

And it was to be about ANOTHER DUer.

[datasuspect]

10. i WENT there

i really do poop a lot, plus i don't think i'm authorized to talk about other DUers.

"I'm sorry i ruined your black panther party." - Forrest Gump.

[datasuspect]

13. about THIS much

it's a lot though.

anyway, I'm sorry i ruined Lynnesin's thread party.

here's a secret about DUer *******:

they operate pit bull puppy mill.

i sorry.

[ohiosmith]

8. geardaddy is the heavyweight champion of

his garage!

[geardaddy]

23. Damn skippy!

[opiate69]

14. chknltl is a damned fine photographer who probably has thousands of pics of me

[rocktivity]

15. A blind item

What DU-er was seen with what DU-er watching what DU admin doing what with what DU moderator to what DU-er's cat in what DU group?


rocktivity

[Agschmid]

30. Oh crud, you knew about that? n/t

[MrScorpio]

16. LynneSin - One Word: Pajamas

Our little secret

[WilliamPitt]

17. femrap is

...well, you know.

[MrScorpio]

18. Sad, isn't it? nt

[LynneSin]

19. Better hope we don't spill your dirty lil secrets

** thinks of what DLS she can make up about Will Pitt **

Maybe your mother can chime in on this one!

[Wait Wut]

20. ...

Bluesbassman...has the entire Osmond's collection on his iPod.

Struggle4Progess...doesn't really struggle. It's more of a half-hearted shrug.

Applegrove...hates apples...prefers lemons.

Baitball Blogger...is Santa Claus.

Sid Dithers...is Skinner's sock. No, not sock 'puppet'. Just his sock.

[BlancheSplanchnik]

32. Wait Wut!! What??.....

I THOUGHT......

uh....


no, wate....

[bluesbassman]

47. And the Carpenters.

[In_The_Wind]

21. LynneSin

feeds the birds in her backyard to entertain her cats.

[Lady Freedom Returns]

22. I heard that one DUer is really Satan himself!!

He is trying to find more souls since most the republican party has sold...

Oh wait a minute my cell phone is going off.


Hello?John Boehner? We already got him the first time he ran for office. No dice. I take it Obama still feels secure about winning this cliff thing? Darn that angle on his shoulder! Keep trying to temp him!


OK I'm back. What are we discussing again?

[geardaddy]

24. ohiosmith's

last name is actually Jones.

[ohiosmith]

35. And my first is,....Indiana!

[Lady Freedom Returns]

38. Not funny Dr. Jones!

OK maybe a little funny.

[geardaddy]

40. Ha!

[Panasonic]

25. I heard Sid Dithers is actually.

Mitt Romney!

[pinboy3niner]

27. NYC_SKP...doesn't

He hops, and he skedaddles, and sometimes he even moonwalks. But the Remedial Skipping class just didn't work out.

[Arugula Latte]

28. Skinner is actually a rightwing extremist who has been conducting an elaborate social experiment.

Right before the world ends in a couple weeks he will reveal the truth.

[petronius]

29. It turns out that Aristus is not actually William Shakespeare

He slipped up, and admitted that he actually only knows and hangs out with Willy S...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018249606

[nolabear]

31. bluesbassman is a HUGE polka fan. HUGE!

[MiddleFingerMom]

36. Well... can you BLAME him?

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[bluesbassman]

49. Well, I did sit in with the Kenosha Kickers that one time in Sheboygan...

Polka Twist baby!

[LynneSin]

59. I love polka music

I think it should make a comeback soon like punk-polka

[MiddleFingerMom]

37. Oh, I'm a mother.

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Don't MAKE me mother.
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You wouldn't LIKE me mother.
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[antiquie]

39. Three secrets:

Lynnesin uses a hammer and tacks.
Bluesbassman plays rhythm.
Major Nikon is really General Yashica.

[Major Nikon]

41. Major Nikon was a real major at one time

As far as what kind of "major", I will never reveal! You can fill in the blank yourself.

[nolabear]

42. I wanna know if there's a Minor Nikon.

[Major Nikon]

43. There is

He doesn't do all my thinking for me, but I do consult with him frequently.

[LynneSin]

45. PITA?

[Major Nikon]

46. You've been speaking to my wife, obviously

[LynneSin]

50. Maybe I am your wife

And lynnesin is my secret identity from you

[Major Nikon]

51. I'd be more likely to believe you're my split personality sock puppet

[OutofMindOUTBody]

44. I know a dirty little secret about the DU Lounge

You guys and girls like to play with kitty cats. Oh so dirty!

[In_The_Wind]

48. Welcome to DU, OutofMindOUTBody.

We also play with parrots and puppy dogs.

[Major Nikon]

56. ...

[OutofMindOUTBody]

57. so scared I go back to my cave

[GentryDixon]

52. Freckleface (brand new member) is my sister.

[silentwarrior]

54. I havent got any,

totally clean living here

[mysuzuki2]

55. Jeff from Milwaukee is really from Menomonee Falls.

[edbermac]

58. LynneSin is really a guy!

You all remember the movie The Crying Game? I have it on good authority.