Ok which one of you will loan me $33million dollars?

[LynneSin]

http://realestate.nytimes.com/sales/detail/56-3613583/GREENWICH-STREET-NEW-YORK-NY-10014

I so want this house - it's just PERFECT

And plenty of room to host visiting DUers to NYC.

[PoliticAverse]

1. That's not a 'house' it's a 'compound'...

'is an extraordinary compound of approximately 10,202 square feet'

You have to be a wacky religious leader or a Kennedy to have a compound...

[Denninmi]

2. Sorry, kinda fresh out.

What can I say?

[MiddleFingerMom]

3. I'd insist on your putting up your stapler as collateral.

[NewJeffCT]

4. sure, if you give me your bank account number

I'll have my Nigerian prince friend wire it over to you.

[charlie and algernon]

5. I'd go all in just for that living room with the Grand Piano, fireplace, and wall of books

[siligut]

6. STREET PARKING????

What kinda place are you lookin at? Street parking, crap.

[ohiosmith]

7. Sorry! I've changed my mind and decided not to sell.

[In_The_Wind]

8. Sorry.

I'm too broke to float you a loan for an oil change.


Ahhhh. I wish I could. The meet-ups would be so much fun.

[SCantiGOP]

9. I had a $800 chimney repair once

Brick mason said it was because of the ivy growing up the bricks. He said to never let ivy grow on bricks. Just saying.............you might want to offer $32 million.

[KamaAina]

10. Here you go.