Calm down damnit!The world is Not going to end

[ohnoyoudidnt]

before the following events.

Schedule for the end of the world---all times EST 12/21/2012 DON'T MISS IT!

2:30 – MACY'S End of the world parade
07:00 – Meteor Shower 08:00 – First Tsunami
09:00 – UFO Welcome Show 10:00 – Flashmob UFO dance Gangam Style
11:00 – World Destruction Begins (subtitles in various languages)
12:00 – Total Eclipse and alignment of all the Planets in the Solar System (Pluto excluded at the last minute due to demotion)
12:00 – 14:00 LUNCH
14:15 – Earth’s Magnetic Pole Reversal
15:00 – Super Global Warming
16:30 – Start of Human Population Destruction 17:00 – Musical interlude by Madonna
18:00 – Space Alien Population residing on Earth reveal themselves and leave 19:00 – LIGHT SNACK
20:00 – Reopening Ceremony of the Tunnel between the Pyramids of Egypt and Mexico
21:00 – PIZZA DINNER! At the Italian Night Party
22:00 – Secret Santa gift exchange
23:30 – World Ends.

[Lady Freedom Returns]

1. An Itinerary

For the end of the world?
Kinda takes the fun out of it.

[pokerfan]

2. Happy Mayan April Fools Day, everyone! (nt)

[cynatnite]

3. Don't let the 4 horsemen participate in the secret santa gift exchange...

I hear they cheat.