So, was anyone raptured a few minutes ago?

[Baitball Blogger]

Eleven o'clock a.m. EST has come and gone and all is quiet on the East Coast. Any signs of a rapture? If not, who would you like to see raptured?

Top on my list:

Republican lying pundits.

[Aristus]

1. Nope, we're all still here.

Hell-bound heathens, all of us, I guess...

[Baitball Blogger]

2. Maybe by the six o'clock news we'll hear of some country around

the world where all the people were "taken" at the same time? I wonder which country would be deserving?

[Aristus]

3. Probably some third-world country

like South Carolina, Arkansas, or Mississippi...

[Baitball Blogger]

4. Because their residents have suffered enough?

[OriginalGeek]

5. I must have been because

heaven is bullshitting at work and replying to DU threads and, well, here I am...

[Baitball Blogger]

9. Everyone seems to be slacking off at work.

Not a good time to get your prescriptions refilled. I can tell you that.

[OriginalGeek]

10. lol, i bet not

My wife just texted me she is heading to the Verizon store and I need to be prepared to come bail her out of jail. She is pretty mad at them - we just bought 2 new phones and put our daughter on a data plan on one of our old phones last week - not even 5 full days ago - and Verizon sent her an email yesterday about a sale on them that was 200 dollars less than what we just paid.

And I don't mean the exact same phones went on sale after we bought them - the sale was in effect WHEN we bought ours but the doofuses at the store neglected to mention it and when she called them the manager was all "oh, I don't think yours counted..." or some bullshit.

So listen for some exploding in east Orange county. She's about to rain some christmas cheer all over their heads.

[Baitball Blogger]

14. Well, it is Central Florida.

The chiseler capitol of the U.S.

[OriginalGeek]

15. Ain't that the truth!

Don't even get me started on contractors...

[Baitball Blogger]

18. I'm sure I've got you beat.

Stay tuned.

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[Baitball Blogger]

8. Maybe we should start a new thread: People who are most likely

NOT to be raptured?

[OriginalGeek]

11. Like I said before

I REALLY hope that guy down the street with the sweet 2011 Camaro is a good christian fella. I know I can find his keys.

[siligut]

7. I'm ba---aaack

Meh, too many Republican lying pundits.

[Lady Freedom Returns]

12. Anybody see if Free Republic has any new post?

Hey, if we are all going to be left here, we can at lest have them taken away!
Oh how great the world would be if all the Repukes were raptured!

[OriginalGeek]

13. The funny part is

if THOSE are the guys that get raptured, I'm glad I picked atheism.

[nolabear]

16. None of your business. Why, was I loud?

[Baitball Blogger]

19. Your absence brought the temperatures down into the thirties.

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You are a ray of sunshine, you are.

[rrneck]

17. I was but I came back. Boooooooooring. nt

[Baitball Blogger]

20. I can just see that conversation with God.

Put me down, damn it. Put me down right now!

[standingtall]

21. Looks like the Mayans

simply got bored keeping up with their calendar. So when is the world suppose to end next time?

[Baitball Blogger]

23. I think we ran out of ancient runes.

Unless someone digs up an alien spacecraft, we're left to our own devices.

[Major Nikon]

22. Yes, and I might get raptured again before the day is over

rap·ture/ˈræp tʃər/ Show Spelled [rap-cher] noun, verb, rap·tured, rap·tur·ing.
noun
1. ecstatic joy or delight; joyful ecstasy.

[Baitball Blogger]

24. Send her my regards.