Forums I have been banned from in 2012:

[EastTennesseeDem]

1. The Flat Earth Society Forum
Reason: Suggesting that the sun is actually a prehistoric cannonball from a dinosaur war.

2. The Large Penis Support Group
Reason: Trying to carry on a legitimate discussion about how to deal with one's testicles inadvertently swimming in the toilet water.

3. OKCupid
Reason: Pretending to be a Conservative Fundamentalist Christian doctor. I don't really understand why so many people fell for it; I posted a picture of a Baywatch-era David Hasselhoff and Photoshopped a stethoscope around his neck.

4. The Chicago Cubs MLB message board
Reason: Claiming to have been in the audience as a toddler for their last World Series victory. When I got a bunch of awe-inspired responses, I claimed that I was able to attend because I was in between inventing the wheel and being a lancer in the Peloponnesian War.

THIS IS THE SHIT THAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU ARE BETWEEN SCHOOL AND WORK.

[ZombieHorde]

1. The first one was my favorite. nt

[In_The_Wind]

2. OMG

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[Festivito]

5. Or, constantly having to use the children's urinal for the same reason. /nt

[mokawanis]

3. My fave post so far today

Sometimes it's a real treat find humor on DU. A nice break from all the debates and arguments.

[EastTennesseeDem]

4. The reason I posted this today was because

I tried to join the 12/21/2012 endtimes talk forum but they wouldn't approve me. My screen name was "Nostradumbass." I'm not sure if that played a role.

On edit: I don't know how I would end up banned from there anyway. I want to hypothesize that the reason the earth hasn't ended yet is because the "Triumvirate of Doom"--comprised of the first three Mayan gods I found on Google--are engaged in a menage a trois, and that once Kinich Ahau is finished smoking his post-coital cig, he will light the earth with it, and we the world will end in that manner.

[mgcgulfcoast]

6. try not to get banned

change from within.

[LeftTurnOnly]

7. You're my new hero.

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