Tim Tebow's girlfriend dumped him.

[Grantuspeace]

He wasn't making any passes.

Also, Christian Ponder got married. But there was no reception.

[Baitball Blogger]

1. Camilla Belle?

I don't see how that was ever going to work.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

2. Double ouch.

[whistler162]

3. Can't he just press rewind and get her back?

I thought that was part of what a TiVo did!

[OriginalGeek]

4. He shouldn't have spared the rod.

Young ladies like to be taken out on dates in hot rods.




what?

[retread]

5. I think they said his motion is bad.

[MrScorpio]

6. He was too much of a tight end with the cash, she loaned him a $20 and all she got was a quarterback

[Bucky]

7. Not enough time on his knees lately?

[yortsed snacilbuper]

8. tebow

[HughBeaumont]

9. Tim Tebow Puts Empty Gatorade Cups In Wildcat Formation On Jets Bench

http://www.theonion.com/articles/tim-tebow-puts-empty-gatorade-cups-in-wildcat-form,30658/

JACKSONVILLE, FL—Jets quarterback Tim Tebow reportedly sat alone during Sunday’s game against the Jacksonville Jaguars, arranging empty Gatorade cups in the wildcat formation and running plays across the bench. “I walked over there and he was muttering something to one of the cups about it having ‘unique skills’ that would make the wildcat a powerful offensive weapon,” said Jets defensive lineman Mike DeVito, adding that there was also a Tebow-voiced analyst cup that said cups in the wildcat provided the only chance to win the game. “At one point he had all those cups join together in a circle, and he closed his eyes like he was praying with them.” With the game on the line in the closing minutes of the fourth quarter, Jets coach Rex Ryan turned to Tebow to ask for the cups back, as team members who were playing in the game were reportedly thirsty.

[leftyladyfrommo]

10. Poor guy. He was such a big deal for about 15 minutes.

Now he sits all alone.

That's so sad.

[underpants]

11. I heard that Samantha Steele pressured Ponder...

She wanted to grab that she was married to a starting QB in the NFL