Warning. The wait for the men's room is 30 seconds. The wait for the lady's room is 30 minutes.

[onehandle]

We're at a Broadway show.

[ZombieHorde]

1. Something many women don't know is men will often

share a urinal. Usually, no more than three men will share a urinal at once, unless there is booze involved.

[angstlessk]

5. IF men had to wait 30 minutes to a woman's 30 seconds....

there would be 100 times the men's rooms as women's rooms...just like if men got pregnant, abortions would be done in the barber shop!

[ZombieHorde]

8. My post was joke. nt

[angstlessk]

11. Mine wasn't n/t

[In_The_Wind]

2. Enjoy the show.

I hope you didn't go for coffee on the way there.

[siligut]

3. That's when the deperate women use the Men's

Back in the cocaine days, no one batted an eye at women in the Men's room.

How is the show? what are you seeing?

[onehandle]

4. Peter and the Starcatcher.

Starting right now.

Please silence your phones.

[siligut]

6. Looks like fun

Take a hilarious romp through the Neverland you never knew with PETER AND THE STARCATCHER, the most mayhem-filled evening of madcap fun on Broadway! Based on the best-selling Disney-Hyperion novel by Dave Barry and Ridley Pearson and the winner of five Tony Awards® and Broadway.com’s Audience Choice Award for FAVORITE PLAY, this swashbuckling prequel to Peter Pan will have you hooked from the moment you let your imagination take flight.

[pipi_k]

10. I'm not

above using the mens room if I'm desperate and it's empty.

Some people think it's gross. As in, "Ewwww!!!! Men pee all over the place and don't wash their hands", etc.

Well I'm here to say that I've seen ladies rooms that were absolutely shameful.

As in, do some women really "forget" to dispose of sanitary items in their proper places? Hasn't anyone ever taught them not to just leave them on the floor beside the toilet??

[liberal N proud]

7. If women didn't need to go in pairs, it would cut the wait in half.

All jokes aside, I do know that there are not enough stalls in the ladies room where in the mens room urinals don't take as much space as a sit down stall.

[rug]

9. If you don't was your hands the line would be much smaller.