Naughty or Nice This Year? Last Chance to Plead Your Case to The Man in Red

[Tsiyu]

I have been naughty outwardly, but very, very, very good inwardly. I want a new truck and horse trailer with a bow in it in the driveway in the morning. M'kay Santa?

I don't think that's too much to ask, considering how very, very good I've been in my fantasies


What about you Lounge Lizards?

Have you been naughty or nice this year?

Just why SHOULD Santa leave you more than a lump of coal?

I will be checking in here and there!

[Howler]

1. LOL!

Why Very Naughty Of course!!! But from past experience Santa seems to be pretty indiscriminate about such things around this neck of the woods!!! LMAO!!!! Good thing too. I'm asking Santa for a double boiler so I can make the heavy french sauces out of my new cookbook. But until then if anything goes wrong with my sauces tomorrow I will use use not having a double boiler has an excuse!!! Snort! Win Win There.

[Tsiyu]

6. "Yes, Madam, it appears Satan has possessed

your bain-marie."



Blaming the Debill for cooking errors is genius, actually

Santa is on his way with your naughty present, Howler.

I was wearing feathers this evening, BTW

[MissMillie]

2. Nice enough to deserve a Christmas present

Naughty enough to deserve an even better Christmas present.

[Howler]

4. HHHHHOOOOWWWWLLLLLL!!!

Love that Miss Millie!!!

[siligut]

3. I've been so bad, that I am now good

I went full circle. I buy my own gifts anyway, so the fat guy in red can kiss my rump.

[Howler]

5. HAHAHAHA!!!!

Snort!

[Tsiyu]

7. I was listening to a story yesterday on This American Life

about a dad who pitched horse manure on his roof as one part of his elaborate Santa ruse for his daughter.

I think you need holiday magic like this.

We will be over in half an hour to throw poop on your house.

[davsand]

8. THAT single act of kindness merits the good list all by itself!

I'm pretty sure Santa will LOVE that! Sure made ME laugh out loud!





Laura

[Tsiyu]

9. We won't fling any reindeer poo at your place

I solemnly vow

No matter how lucrative such an altruistic act may be



But keep your ears open for bells.

Lots and lots of bells!



Merry Christmas, Laura

[In_The_Wind]

10. I've been so damn good I'm scaring myself.

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I won't ask for much:
I need new batteries for my old toys.

So hurry down my chimney tonight.

[Tsiyu]

12. Sounds like you need the Energizer Bunny

or the Duracell Elf!

I am proud of your wonderful scary goodness!

Merry Christmas, Baby!

[In_The_Wind]

16. An elf would be nice.

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[Tsiyu]

17. What do you power with that merry thing?

Or should we use our imaginations?








I imagine a portable LED holiday light display would be no problem...




Naughty minds....

[ananda]

11. Lol

Too bad my middle name is Trouble with a capital T!

[Tsiyu]

13. AS long as it's not Naughty with a capital N!

ananda, I hope your stocking was full of love this morning and your holiday season is free from all trouble - lower or upper case.

[luckyleftyme2]

14. I THINK

Ithink he needs a whellbarow so you can wheel him over to the next mare-
roflmao!

[Major Nikon]

15. Someone wasn't happy with their x-mas present

[Tsiyu]

18. Maybe they finally got him out of

that tipi smoke hole....




Poor, poor Santa




Merry Christmas, Major Nikon. I hope you get all your wishes and demands