Doctors Remove Nine-Inch Dildo from Man's Intestines

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By Michael Allen, Thu, October 18, 2012
An unidentified Chinese man had a nine-inch dildo removed from his intestines after the sex toy sat there for five days.
Doctors at Zhongshan Hospital in Shanghai, China. removed the dildo from the 30-year-old man’s intestines using an endoscope on Saturday, reports AFP.
Dr. Yao Liqing told the Shanghai Daily newspaper: “If we did not remove the dildo in time, the man could have gone into critical condition. Doctors were astonished to see such a big item taken out of the patient’s body."
“People must use sex toys properly and avoid ones that are too big as they can hurt people.
There have been three similar cases so far this year."


http://www.opposingviews.com/i/health/health-care/doctors-remove-nine-inch-dildo-mans-intestines


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[In_The_Wind]

1. oops

[ret5hd]

2. One in a million, doc...one in a million.

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[arcane1]

4. Beat me to it!

[Orrex]

5. So that means there are a thousand cases in China just like this one.

Yikes!

[In_The_Wind]

22. Excellent.

[patricia92243]

3. That's a dildo? Guess I don't know what they look like. I thought they were shaped like a penis.

[formercia]

7. You can barely see the outline

It used to be easier to see them on an Xray, but they quit putting Lead in the plastic.

They were told to get the Lead out.

[cyberswede]

23. You're probably seeing the mechanical parts inside...

[LiberalElite]

29. yeah I took another look and then saw the outside outline - it does look like a penis

[Orrex]

33. A bionic penis.

[HappyMe]

6. I guess that they

will have to come up with a size chart/warning label to be printed on the box.

[formercia]

9. Or only sell the ones with a set of Testicles

to let them know when to stop pushing.

[MrScorpio]

8. This guy is probably dynamite at parties nt

[guardian]

10. Sorry

TMI

[SirRevolutionary]

11. If only his intestines were armed

this never would have happened.

[kaiden]

25. Spew!

[edbermac]

12. I'm wondering how it got there.

You know, which orifice?

[Tuesday Afternoon]

21. anally - lodged into the colon -

[RedCloud]

13. Nine inches is "big"?

I mean probably someone has had a tapeworm exceed that!

[Baitball Blogger]

15. Damn. Five days?

I feel absolutely horrible if I don't have a normal bowel movement every day. This guy must have been miserable in more ways than one.

[formercia]

16. He was just waiting for the Batteries to run-out

Those Ultimate Lithium Batteries are expensive.

[pipi_k]

24. I'm glad someone

brought this up.

Three days has me begging for relief.

Thank goodness for things like Miralax

[Kaleva]

27. He was probably hoping he could just poop it out without having to go to the hospital.

[TrogL]

17. Nine inches isn't "big"

No, you don't want to know how I know that

[MiddleFingerMom]

19. I KNOW I promised you 9"... if you're PATIENT, it's only gonna take me another two times.

[MiddleFingerMom]

18. The doctor I worked for in Germany was on ER duty when a German civilian...

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... was unceremoniously dumped (sorry) from a car at the sentry shack at the
front entranceway.
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It was a similar story (with the most commonly given reason/excuse, "I was
drunk and accidentally sat on it).
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When the doctor explained to us what they removed, I got my first real idea
of what "eyes as big as saucers" looked like as he said...
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"It was the biggest goddam thing you've ever seen in your life!!!"
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And he didn't emphasize the word "thing".
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He once showed us an article in the Journal of the American Medical Assoc.
that had an x-ray of the water tumbler stuck open-ended first in a man's
colon (he had been drunk and accidentally sat on it). Ostensibly, the article
was to spread the news about the ingenious way they had removed it without
surgery (or breaking it). They had taken 3 finger splints, bent them into hooks
and slid them up alongside the glass and then hooked it and reeled it in.
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[KamaAina]

20. Somebody got Nine-Inch Nailed

[dimbear]

26. Don't they have ferrets in China? n/t

[LiberalElite]

28. They have sex toys in China? eom

[hrmjustin]

30. I feel so bad for this guy.

He must have been so embarrassed by it. I hope that he is a bit more careful the next time.

[siligut]

32. Maybe that is why he waited five days to seek help

Fear of embarrassment could have killed him if that dildo had caused necrosis or perforated his bowel.

Like they said up-thread, he was probably hoping he could push it out.

I think the idea of putting testicles on those things is a good idea, that way they can't slip beyond reach.

[rrneck]

31. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... nt

[Incitatus]

34. If he thinks that was bad, wait until he gets the bill.

Oh, that didn't happen in America.

[Frank Cannon]

35. Why is this news?

One of my best friends is an ER doc in the Bay Area, and you wouldn't believe some of the stuff he' s retrieved from people's asses and lower colons.

[formercia]

36. This is a Public Service Message

It's Winter. A lot of people are bored and have too much time on their hands,,,,,A cautionary Tale.

It wasn't meant as News...This is the Lounge, act accordingly.

[Frank Cannon]

38. This came from a published news article.

I'm just saying that this kind of thing happens so often, it should hardly be treated as news or unusual. My friend said that he has extracted so many shampoo bottles from the aft ends of guys who "slipped and fell on it in the shower," that they all really should have warning labels.

[rug]

37. How much would it cost for Dr. Yao Liqing to make a house call in Meta?