If Poe had a computer, part 2

[Angleae]

Once upon a midnight dreary,
while I porn surfed, weak and weary,
over many a strange and spurious site of "hot chicks galore."
While I clicked my fav'rite bookmark,
suddenly there came a warning,
and my heart was filled with mourning.
Mourning for my dear amour.

'tis not possible!, I pleaded,
but my browser, so conceited,
remained blank, I then repeated,
just a blank and nothing more.

With a scream, I was defeated,
for my cookies were deleted,
so I begged, no longer seated,
give me back my free hardcore!

Then, in answer to my query,
through the net I loved so dearly,
came it's answer, dark a dreary:
quoth the server, 404.

[velvet]

1. hahaha

"... quoth the server, 404."

Love it.

[In_The_Wind]

2. indeed