Tom Cruise Is The Spawn Of Satan

[Canuckistanian]

http://gawker.com/265175/tom-cruise-is-the-spawn-of-satan


Glaring Omissions reproduces tips received from readers in the last week that weren't covered on Gawker, either by accident (it happens!) or by design (it happens more often).

"Ok, I always suspected this, but am only now finally able to confirm. I am a photo retoucher by profession, and I am constantly staring at people's imperfections. I noticed this once, and now can confirm:

Tom Cruise's entire top row of teeth is shifter to the left by one half tooth! If you look at the photo, [from the cover of a Good Housekeeping in 2006] and look at the line down the center of his face, the center line SPLITS HIS ONE FRONT TOOTH! Don't most people have TWO front teeth?

HE IS THE SPAWN OF SATAN!!

[Betsy Ross]

1. I only noticed this about myself recently.

But it's been like this for more than 50 years. I suspect this is true about many people's teeth. Symmetry is supposed to be an important factor in attractiveness; go figure TC.

[rrneck]

3. I expect I am a lot better looking if I keep my mouth shut. nt

[UTUSN]

2. Actually, he IS!1 Last week there were news bits about his being 3rd in the Scientology hierarchy

behind L. Ron (deceased) as #1 and the current living top dog, and Tom #3. Also that he signed a BILLION year contract with the "church" of scientology. Oh, there's a book by a New Yorker writer out this week. Some of his movies' casting was done with an eye toward potential life mates for him.

[Grantuspeace]

4. Didnt he have two "imaginary wives"? lol n/t