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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsThe next Conan the Barbarian movie might be interesting
Arnold has reportedly agreed to a sequel. I wonder what a barbarian in his late 60's does when he's too old to "To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women."?
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The next Conan the Barbarian movie might be interesting (Original Post)
Kaleva
Jan 2013
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They should turn it into an adaptation of Tom Robbins' "Jitterbug Perfume" in which...
MiddleFingerMom
Jan 2013
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Orrex
(63,233 posts)1. "Good dentishtry and shoft toilet paper."
LongTomH
(8,636 posts)2. Cohen the Barbarian?
One of my favorite Terry Pratchett characters.
Come to think of it; Ahnold will be ready to play Cohen in a very few years!
WhoIsNumberNone
(7,875 posts)3. Conan The Destroyer was awful
Really, really really bad. Maybe this one will be so bad it's good?
petronius
(26,606 posts)4. Who is this 'Arnold'? I thought Jason Momoa was Conan...
MiddleFingerMom
(25,163 posts)5. They should turn it into an adaptation of Tom Robbins' "Jitterbug Perfume" in which...
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... the warrior king is cheating death from his followers who (with the willing acceptance and
participation of all his predecessors) are supposed to kill him at the first sign of aging (he has
his favorite and most trusted concubine pick out the gray hairs that are popping up with
alarmingly increasing frequency).
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Anything to get a good Robbins' book done well in the movies.
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Of course, a better choice for the role might be "The Dude".
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