Just back from the ER. Woke up last night with a leg cramp and erection. Ran into the wall in the

[ohiosmith]

dark and broke my nose!

[liberal N proud]

1. At least you did break you know what

With the erection and all.

[ohiosmith]

5. It was unharmed!

[madinmaryland]

2. Next time just masturbate and it will take care of both problems!!

[ohiosmith]

7. I never do that!

[madinmaryland]

8. ...

[In_The_Wind]

3. heh

Silly.

Your nose wasn't near the wall and you know it.


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[marzipanni]

4. Oh, snap

you just unknowingly divulged that you have (had?) a very long nose, or, you're lying.

[Tobin S.]

6. There is a third possibility.

[elleng]

13. HAHA!

[struggle4progress]

9. Sue the people who built your place: the walls are too dangerous

[rurallib]

10. ever heard of pinching your lip to relieve cramps?

it works.

[Generic Brad]

11. You must have a long nose

Longer than an erection.

[MrMickeysMom]

12. Or an incredibly short schwanzstuker!