Who are the 7 Celebrities You'd Want With You On A Desert Island - and why?

[ashling]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/h2/tbad/hyundai/7-celebrities-youd-want-on-a-desert-island-7clf

[cbdo2007]

1. Why do I have to choose 7??

I'm just picturing it being me and Kate Upton. I don't need anybody else there to ruin my chances with her. Also, if I'm there with 7 celebrities, they're all just going to think I'm an idiot and not want to hang out with me and make fun of me and throw stuff at me. Also, if they can't find food, who is the first person they'll eat?? The non-celebrity. Or what if they build a sh*tty raft and want someone to go try to find another island....who do you think is gonna be forced to go??? ME, that's who. While they're all hanging around with Kate Upton!!

[Sekhmets Daughter]

2. Define 'celebrity' please. n/t

[ashling]

4. Skinner

I know, I know ... I'm a suck up ....

[Wait Wut]

8. Interesting.

Okay, I'll take Skinner and Josh Marshall. Josh can help me convince Skinner to write a weekly OP.

Along with those two, Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp. They can compete for hottest/odd guy on my island.

Sarah Palin and Hillary Clinton. Come on, it would be hilarious! Don't worry, Brad and Johnny can give Hillary an occasional back rub to help her depalinize.

The last? Someone smart enough to figure out how to get me off the island. I hate water and am totally a city girl.

[Duer 157099]

3. Les Stroud would definitely be one

Or maybe Cody Lundin. Have to think about the others.

[Bucky]

5. Paul Prudhomme for the quality eatin'

When we're done with him, we start on Kirstie Alley. Now we're in about a month, say, and there's six survivors left. We're looking at Victoria Jackson and licking our chops. You're next, Leno, you're next...

[ashling]

6. Can Paul catch Blackened Snapper with his bear hands?

nt

[Tommy_Carcetti]

7. Zooey Deschanel and 6 more clones of Zooey Desechanel.

Why?

Because it's Zooey Deschanel, dammit.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

9. Sarah Chang, Sarah Chang, Sarah Chang, Sarah Chang, Sarah Chang, Sarah Chang, Sarah Chang

Have they perfected cloning yet? One of the world's great violinists. Accepted to study at Julliard at the age of five; gave her first recital at Carnegie Hall at eight; recently appointed by President Obama as a State Department Special Cultural Envoy for the United States. And this amazingly talented Korean-American angel is supremely sweet and gorgeous. This is why I'd like her on that island:

[Sekhmets Daughter]

18. I have, among others,

Her debut album...I was blown away. Good choice

[AsahinaKimi]

10. Not seven but these two would be great...

Takenouchi Yutaka and Sorimachi Takashi

[bamacrat]

11. They would all have to have useful skills...

Since I will be King of my island, they all need to be able to contribute.

1. Mila Kunis - She's hot, need sex on island.
2. Jennifer Anniston - No reason needed.
3. Giselle - Also hot, still need sex, and she is tall so she can reach things.
4. Olivia Wilde - All of the above, also since I have to populate said island, we need a variety.
5. Sarah Underwood - Have you seen her? Also into video games and tech so would be fun to talk to.
6. Bill Maher - Weed and awesome conversation.
7. Les Stroud - Survivorman. Need someone to help build shelter, get food while I have all my sex.

Yep that would be fun.

[cbdo2007]

13. Yeah, see....no offense to you....but if you're out there with Maher and Survivorman...

none of those women are going to be paying any attention to you. The smart guy with the weed and jocks always get the women. First thing Les Stroud is going to tell Maher is that they need to overthrow the King. Then Maher will use his weed and "awesome conversation" to convince the women that's the best plan. sorry dude.

[bamacrat]

14. Jock? Who would that be?

Certainly not Les Stroud or Bill Maher. Not saying I wouldn't share but I am bigger than both of them. I played football, basketball, baseball and soccer. Had an offer to play D3 football, but decided against it due to a back injury. Never have claimed to be a "jock" but I would do just fine on that island. Also, I grew up in backwoods Alabama so i could be handy on the island. But since this is a hypothetical for fun thing that would never be possible of happening you shouldn't let your own lack of self esteem leak out onto others.

[NewJeffCT]

12. OK

Jessica Alba
Mila Kunis
Halle Berry
Natalie Portman
Megan Fox
Lucy Pinder
Jennifer Lawrence

If I'm going to be stranded, might as well make the most of it...

[Archae]

15. My picks...

Gilligan
Skipper
Thurston Howell III
Lovey Howell
Maryanne
Ginger
Professor

Well, they all did great for years, right?

[bigwillq]

16. Shemar Moore

LL Cool J, Lebron James, The Rock (Dwayne Johnson), The Game (rapper), Eddie Cibrian, Vin Diesel

Oh, the fun I would have!

[WCGreen]

19. Pamela Anderson...

She has enough air bags in her chest to float across the world..